You are now...

[coffeebean!]

lolol
you are now some wine

 

[AndyB]

You are now drunk

 

[coffeebean!]

@.@
you are now hypnotized

 

[AndyB]

@_@
Yes, my master...
You are now commanding me

 

[coffeebean!]

you are now happy n.n

 

[AndyB]

Nice try...

You are now a sheep

 

[coffeebean!]

baaa
you are now a goat

 

[AndyB]

I eats your wool! :evillaugh:
You are now bald

 

[TheSilverSkeeter]

You are now in Superjail!

 

[coffeebean!]

eviiiiiiiilll
you are now a bald goat XD

 

[AndyB]

Oh snap...
You are now a bearded lady XD

 

[coffeebean!]

oh....just....noo *gag
you are now a beardless man XD

 

[a talking Turnip]

You are now running around your house naked slapping all of your family members screaming " LUL PWNT!" every time you do so.

 

[Gnome]

You are now going WTF did I do that

 

[Thunder]

You are now commiting suicide

 

[coffeebean!]

*grabs knife
you are now regretting saying that

 

[Princess]

you are now listening to let it rock

 

[TheSilverSkeeter]

You are now FALCON PAAAUNCH!!

 

[coffeebean!]

[wtf is that? XD]
you are now happy im watching the full moon anime

 

[AndyB]

You are now Doing a Backflip