Aww, I know and he leaves on Sunday. Talk about short notice. Worst of all, he's going to... OHIO. The horror!
No, it's just a running joke I have with my dad in which Ohio is the most miserable place in the world. I've never actually been, so I'm not entirely sure where that came from. *shrugs* No offence if you live there, but I think you live on the east coast. Correct me if I'm wrong.