1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[mintellect]

Kick and punch everything off the shelves

 

[Alienfish]

Play song of choice by Hanatarash in the loudspeakers

 

[GoldWatson]

Take a hammer you haven't purchased, then smash it through every TV, gaming console, thing, or person you see.

 

[Alienfish]

Hang from the roof lamps and sing 'I Got Life' from Hair

also fill the whole store with water and let loose some stingrays

 

[AppleCracker]

Take an employee hostage in the back room

 

[Alienfish]

put a pair of floor mops with mayo on them and skate around

 

[Bellsprout]

Attempt to build a life size replica of Freddy Fazbear out of spare electronics.

 

[Alienfish]

*put on lol

blast 80s anime openings from a boombox and walk around

 

[Rasha]

dress up as a care bear and attempt to hug people, wait that is actually nice...

 

[Curry]

Get the plastic light sabers from the toy isle and joust on skateboards.

 

[mintellect]

Get on the loudspeaker and start singing like Kirby in that one episode of Kirby Right Back At Ya.

 

[lizzy541]

take a bike off the rack and bike through the aisles

 

[AppleCracker]

Kill someone

 

[ReXyx3]

Gluing customers to the toilet seats.

 

[Bellsprout]

Announce over the PA system that you're looking for Mike Rotch.

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as Sazaesan and pledge for women's rights

 

[AppleCracker]

Be drunk

 

[Alienfish]

be drunk/high and hand out drugs to the kids

 

[You got mail!]

Get some sticky notes and write "CD's are dead" in the CD section.

 

[Alienfish]

empty all the slushie machines on the floor and take a bath naked