1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Sneak up behind people putting bottles of lotion into their carts and creepily whisper “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again,” while you pet a toy white fluffy dog.

 

[TN4U]

Go up to an elderly employee and say in a surprised tone, “grandpa/grandma?” Then, when they don’t recognize you, start telling a long story about how much you can’t stand your parents.