1000 MORE Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart.

[GreatUsername]

Slip on freshly waxed floors and fall into a DVD display
(This may or may not have happened to me before)

 

[Flare]

Run around and say "Okay" in a Ness masquerade.

 

[Cynther]

Demand a refund for your siblings in the longest cue possible

 

[50m4ra]

Ask for them nonexistent amiibo cards and not alow anyone to leave till they give it

 

[EvieEvening23]

Replace every single thing in WalMart with constantly screaming baby dolls.

 

[~Unicorn~]

Yell that there's a bomb in Walmart and steal stuff after everyone runs away

 

[ctar17]

Play capture the flag with a group of kids from your summer camp

 

[50m4ra]

Grab your golden axe then smash the Nintendo section and grab all the switches

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Climb up to the ceiling and swing from the piping like an ape whilst throwing your poop.

 

[Buttlet32]

Seeing how they actually got kicked out I think this fits this thread well.

 

[Flare]

Adopt a Customer.

 

[BlueOceana]

Demand to see a manger and when you see him get all mad and yell at them that you know of the stores plot to take over the world by brainwashing people with their electronics and the drugs that they are putting in the food. Then say it will not be tolerated and then run off, knock over as many displays as you can and make the employees chase you though the store.

 

[wizard]

Move all the shelves to the walls and take oil or gas and spill it on the floor shaped into a pentagram and light it up with fire then ride a pink bike around it.

 

[karma the oddity]

Blast the entirety of the Pink Season album while screeching that God is dead and we killed him.

 

[Hanzoisbae]

dress up as kirby and inhale all their food and items

 

[wizard]

Take a random customer and sacrifice them.

 

[wizard]

Act like a dog, this means you will have no clothes on.

 

[MayorMissy]

hide in between clothes and when you see someone, jump out and say "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

 

[50m4ra]

Shank the next person you don't know that you see!

 

[sushiornot]

Eat all the bakery goods behind the counter