1000 MORE Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart.

[Flare]

Host a Rodeo in Walmart.

 

[Buttlet32]

Shoot up the whole store because they won't buy your daughter.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Bring all your hippie friends and form a drum circle right in the middle of the entrance to the store.

 

[QueenDallas]

offer the kind lady restocking mangos if she wants to see your pet trouser snake

 

[wizard]

Twerk on every person you see.

 

[Psydye]

Be this guy:

 

[wizard]

Set off stink bombs and tear gas in the fruit aisle.

 

[Yorksii]

Put the vegetables and fruit in the candy section and the candy in the vegetables and fruit section.

 

[~Unicorn~]

spank the employees

 

[wizard]

Release your untamed pet tiger and gorilla into the store.

 

[Alienfish]

Burn all the US flags in a bonfire where a lot of kids are.

 

[wizard]

Burn all the US flags in a bonfire where a lot of kids are.

That sounds like fun.

Give tattoos to kids.

 

[Psydye]

Pick up all the babies and start throwing them at people.

 

[wizard]

Lick the food sexualy.

 

[Quackerz]

Do the "Floor is Lava" Challenge

 

[Linksonic1]

Bring a water gun and shoot people in the bathroom with it.

 

[smallpeach]

Slowly take off all of your clothing in front of the manager

 

[~Unicorn~]

Bite all of the employees hands then throw them in the bouncy ball basket

lol idk I'm just randomly making stuff up

 

[peachesand]

Release a flock of at least 25 angry and underfed pigeons indigenous to New York City into the Deli/Bakery area, film it, and call the health inspector.

 

[Becca617]

Bang pots and pans together and scream like a banshee