1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Rasha]

spit on the cashier's face

 

[Bellsprout]

Challenge a co-worker to mop bucket jousting.

 

[MissLily123]

Open up all the rice boxes and pour them all over the floor.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Dress like Lady gaga and dance "Poker face" in the middle of the store,while the music is loud as hell (i know that song is very 2009,but whatever )

 

[Alienfish]

Bring a guitar and slam all the racks/can pyramids to the floor

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Break dance in front of a security guard while YMCA is playing in the background

 

[Rasha]

eat cake like a caveman and laugh at the same time

 

[Alienfish]

let loose a crapton of ferrets

 

[Javocado]

Putting your thigh in the blood pressure check.

 

[MissLily123]

Hit bystanders with those rolled up posters they have.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Let out barn animals in the store, then when the manager asks you "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" shout at him "IT'S A FREE COUNTRY" and let a bunch of screaming goats into the store to eat up all the furniture.

 

[Gregriii]

Empty a lemon fanta bottle, go to the wc and fill it with your own pee

 

[creamyy]

Run and scream while carrying a mop above your head

 

[Alienfish]

Hit people with wet floor mops and if someone reacts tell them you're on the cleaning staff and it's their new policy.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Go and kill all people while crying becuause umeko got rid of the turness :'-(

 

[Alienfish]

Go and kill all people while crying becuause umeko got rid of the turness :'-(

-_-

Hit the manager with frying pan covered in rotten eggs

 

[tybalt_cake]

why "-_-"?
Get paint weapons and start shooting to everyone

 

[Alienfish]

because you whine about that everywhere. even if it's messing around it's boring.

'anyways

bring a nail gun and start shooting at the clothes department

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Empty all the yogurt and hummus pots onto the floor and when a staff member
asks what you're doing, say your making dinner.

 

[Alienfish]

bring a chainsaw and plow through all the fruit. If someone asks say you're making fruit salad for the manager