Yeah, not taking it, people would likely start stealing the money, and I'd feel bad for everyone else. I'd be willing to donate a lot of it, but then I wouldn't have any left to enjoy, more than likely.
A million dollars, but all water tastes like blood for the next year.
A million dollars, but you can only write words backwards. No matter how you try, the letters always appear like those in a mirror. And, if you try to get the mirror image of it, it will appear the same. This also applies when typing.