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A Million Dollars, BUT

I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but you have to live with a disease for the rest of your life.
 
sure, at least I don't have to worry about money for medicine

a million dollars, but your 2 years old again, mentally and physically.
 
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Absolutely not.

$1,000,000 but no more Spongebob Squarepants FOREVERRRRR!
 
Oh maaann I guess I would, as long as I can still quote it!

$1,000,000 but you have to jump in icy water (you can get out immediately after and you don't end up with hypothermia/a warm blanket is waiting)
 
Eh, I'd take it. It would be an experience, for sure!

A million dollars, but you must go in a time machine back to the American Civil War and fight in one of the battles.
 
Eh, I'd take it. It would be an experience, for sure!

A million dollars, but you must go in a time machine back to the American Civil War and fight in one of the battles.

Nah, too much death risk.

A million dollars, but you have to live homeless for 7 years first.
 
hell nah, being homeless can be dangerous and with my luck i’d die on the streets before getting to spend the money lol.

a million dollars but you can’t spend any of it on yoursef
 
Sure thing, I’ll take the money.

A million dollars, but you have to go through heartbreak a hundred times.
 
sure, i can be heartbroken in a lamborghini lmao

a million dollars but you can never listen to music again
 
No.

A million dollars but you have to spend 10 years in prison first?
 
I'd probably forget what I wanted to spend my million dollars on if I were in prison for 10 years, so no

A million dollars but you have to spend it only buying groceries, nothing else
 
Sure

A million dollars but you have to split it half between your worst rival
 
i mean that’s still $500,000 so ofc.

a million dollars but you can only spend it on things that you don’t like
 
Oof! That’s not too bad though, I could buy some gifts for friends and/or buy things I don’t like and then resell them to make the money back. I could even invest it in a house I don’t like. Either way it’s free money that I can use to my advantage somehow so I’ll take it.

A million dollars but you have to take public transport everywhere! No car driving or being a passenger allowed for you
 
No. I literally couldn’t get by without a car where I live. Plus I love to drive.

A million dollars but the only food you can ever eat again is salad?
 
Well it depends. Is it a salad that you can put toppings on? If so, then yes. But if it's just straight up lettuce leaves then I'll prob end up having to go on a liquid diet lol


A million dollars BUT every Super Mario game replaces Mario/Luigi with Wario/Waluigi?
(I personally see this as an absolute win)
 
Sure, I wouldn't mind that.

A million dollars but you can only eat foods you dislike?
 
Dang it, lol. That would be on the annoying side.

A million dollars but you have to live in a mountain home for a year alone.
 
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