Honestly, I don't think i could do this for only a million dollars. I love me some mozzarella sticks lol.
A million dollars, but you every sound produced by your body is 10 times louder for a year. that includes your stomach growling, talking, sneezing, scratching. Anything!
I'll assume I only have to return the initial million dollars. In that case I'll invest it and if all goes well, I still have a large amount of money after repaying. This is basically a loan with a 0% interest rate (unless it accounts for inflation).
A million dollars, but every criminal on Earth knows who you are and wants your money.