A million dollars, but your body transforms into one that is morbidly obese, and you cannot weight less than 350 lbs. This is permanent and there is no way to lose more fat than what makes you weigh that much.
A million dollars, but you have to go to one convention of a community that you hate (whether it be furries, weebs, bronies, etc) every year for the rest of your life
I'll just go wearing some sorta mask so I can't be identified, and sit in the corner on my phone, lol. It's not like bronies are hostile.
You get a million bucks, but you must eat your favorite family pet. If you don't have one, then whatever pet owned by somebody else that you're closest to.