A Million Dollars, BUT

[calamitybot]

I really value my alone time, so I'll pass.
A million bucks but you have to deep clean a walmart bathroom every two months for 5 years.

 

[Midoriya]

Wow, that sounds like a major pain, but I accept.

A million dollars, but you have to take care of a million bucks.

 

[MapleSilver]

I guess I'll give them some food and water, and hope they don't make too much of a mess...

A million dollars, but they were stolen and you will be arrested if anyone finds out.

 

[Worldsvamp]

No thanks, ill pass.

A million dollars but the person you hate most in the world also gets 1 million dollars

 

[OctoLiam]

(Dang I don't want Hyrule_cros) Ahhhhh no its fine

You get a million dollars but you get injured at least once very day

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

As long as its not a major one, that should be fine

A million dollars, buy you have to steal from your best friend

 

[OctoLiam]

Oh thats too easy

A million dollars but you give half to our best friend

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Well, then I’m giving it to my neighbors and his cousins. Or maybe you idk lol

A million dollars, but you can’t fricking bury my stuff

 

[OctoLiam]

Totally worth it

A million dollars but you can't chase people with a net *Cough* Hyrule_Crossing *Cough*

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Easy, I chase you with an axe!

A million dollars, but you can’t win at splatoon 2 when against me

 

[OctoLiam]

I mean thats not worth it because your reactions are priceless

A million dollars but you suck at ssb4

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

No

A million dollars, but I will always beat you in splatoon 2

 

[OctoLiam]

Still no because your reactions are priceless

A million dollars but you lose at splatoon 2

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

A million dollars, but you have to let me win 10 matches in splatoon

 

[OctoLiam]

Well sure since splatoon is sooooo much different than splatoon 2


A million dollars but u have to spend it all in one day

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Ok *buys amazon wish list, all the sims 4 dlc, a few more dogs, a really big house, donates some to charity, buys some more stuff to make my room look awesome, ect*

A million dollars, but you can only get candy

 

[OctoLiam]

I mean well I didn't trick and treat so sure

A million dollars but you can't celebrate Halloween or trick and treat

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I already have my costume picked out so no

A million dollars, but you can only spend it on 1 thing, then have to give I
The rest to someone else, and continue, making it a chain till there’s either not enough for anything or nothing left

 

[OctoLiam]

ummmm no?

A million dollars but you can't spend it

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Well, atleast I look cool
Or I donate it to charity if that counts

A million dollars, you you can only buy things you can’t use (buying a game for a system you don’t own, dlc for a game you don’t have, ect)