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A Million Dollars, BUT

It already sucks, but it can definitely get worse, so no thanks! Why don't I have glasses yet?

A million dollars but you can only eat fruit.
 
Sure, I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but you have to train for and participate in the olympics.
 
Sure. If I'm able to make it into the Olympics at all, the training must have made me a lot healthier.

A million dollars, but you're stuck in your current house forever. You can buy anything to put in it with the money, but you can't ever move out or buy a second place.
 
Hmm probably not actually, I doubt this current house will last that long and I'd eventually either have to spend all of it fixing it up or I'll become the richest homeless hobo living under the nearby bridge

A million dollars but you'll never be above average at anything ever again
 
I’m already not above average at anything. Give me the money, lol.

A million dollars, but you must go on a hike into the wilderness every day for the rest of your life.
 
Sure, I'll take it. I'm already not famous, lol. And small communities don't count.

A million dollars but you become allergic to something random you love.
 
I would have to pass, knowing my luck I would become allergic to my cat and I love him too much for that.

a million dollars but you would have to give up the internet forever.
 
Nooo, I would get sick of it.

A million dollars but you can never be stress-free again.
 
yeah absolutely not

a million dollars but you’ll lose all your friends
 
I don't have any to begin with so sure

Unless TBT friends count

A million dollars but you have to restart acnh
 
Nooo I just started. Don't make my entire day wasted!

A million dollars but you you can't sleep peacefully ever again.
 
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