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A Million Dollars, BUT

the last thing i touched was an already broken wii remote lol so yes to the 1m

1m but u have to put wasabi on all the food u eat
 
Big nope, all the money in the world wouldn't be enough to justify allowing that hell to get worse

A million dollars but you have uncontrollable diarrhea for the rest of your life
 
Sure, but how high do I have to be to fall for one hour straight?

1m but you have to give up your cell phone for two years.
 
Ouch no tbt for two years oooo hmm I’d think about it

1m but you have to go down in the Mariana Trench
 
no way, I have a fear of the deep ocean due to what could be down there so there's no chance of me venturing down the black hole

1 million but after five years you have to move to Mars and live there for the next thirty years
 
Hmmmm probably not that million would get me nowhere if I moved to mars so I’d have to say no

1m but you have to go back in your childhood and conquer your worst fear
 
Oh yeah, redemption here i come.
(My fear is failure)

1m but you can't shower/bathe for a year.
 
Sure, I’ll be the smelliest millionaire there is.

1m, but you have to go to where there’s been avalanches recently, wait for them to start, and do your best to outrun them.
 
If I automatically survive then totally but if I can die then no

1m but you have to go get your masters degree and if you already have it you have to do it again
 
Oh yeah, I can't find the bad in your suggestions. Haha

1m but you must delete all your social media platform accounts
 
yeah sure, sounds good to me lol

1m but u can only spend it in a shop similar to poundland or the dollar store
 
yeah I'd take it, would be a pain to only spend it in one place but I'd make do with that for a million, I'm sure I'd find a whole bunch of things in Poundland over the years to spend it on

1 million but you never brush your teeth again
 
No can do. Sorry.

1m but you can't spend any of it on yourself.
 
i'd be able to do that *climbs a slightly diagonal hill*

1m but u can never own a pet of any kind
 
Nope also I said cliff the mountain cliff not hill

1m but you have to buy your food from a dollar store for a year
 
No, I like variety

1m but ten years off the end of your life will be taken from you.
 
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