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A Million Dollars, BUT

yup, i can try get the collectibles again and i have hardly any tbt anyway lol

1m but u have to wear flipflops with socks until ur done spending it
 
That is an absolutely wonderful deal. Comfy shoes and warm feet? what’s better?

A million dollars, but you have to read War and Peace every time you want to spend it.
 
there both comfy but together they feel weird lol
also, i struggle to read so i'll have to say no because that'll just stress me out 😅

1m but u will have someone follow u and everytime u try to spend the money, that person will look at u in a disappointed way
 
there both comfy but together they feel weird lol
also, i struggle to read so i'll have to say no because that'll just stress me out 😅

1m but u will have someone follow u and everytime u try to spend the money, that person will look at u in a disappointed way

that’s how my family looks at me anyway lol so i’ll take the money


a million dollars, but it's in pennies
 
Sure, I’ll just be that old guy that for some reason looks young because he actually is scattering pennies onto the checkout desk to try and pay for something. It’ll take awhile, and everyone will be super angry with me, but for a million? It’s worth it.

A million dollars, but you have to give up your favorite thing to do.
 
Nope! Without Christmas there would be no...
😲


1 million dollars but you cannot ever leave the country you currently live in?
 
that's tricky, there are plenty of places around in this country that I'd love to visit which I could still do and I've already been to a lot of places abroad so I wouldn't completely be missing out but I love traveling and there are still so many places that I'd love to see so I'll turn down the money and continue exploring the world

1 million but you have to rewatch every competition of all the past Olympic Games (summer and winter)
 
Sounds like a sweet deal. I haven’t seen any of them, so this would be great knowledge of what happened for me (other than what I’ve heard about them from others of course). Thanks for the million!

A million dollars, but you can no longer wear shoes or anything on your feet.
 
yup, an old friend wanted a pet snake so i'd just give her the snake
then i get £1million and a friend 😂

1m but u have to speak like link for the rest of ur life
 
No thanks, everyone would get mad at me and I'd get stressed out.

A million dollars but you can only spend it on food.
 
nope, even though food is something i have to have, i don't like it

1m but u can only spend it on ur family
 
sure, I'll buy them stuff we can do/use together :)

a million dollars BUT you have to let Wario sit on your chest 10 min per day for the next 1,000,000 hours (114 years).
 
Aw HELL no! If it meant i had no choice when he did that i'd have a sleep paralysis demon at night!

One million dollars BUT the only way to get/play games from now on is to pirate them (using emulators is ok)
 
Aw HELL no! If it meant i had no choice when he did that i'd have a sleep paralysis demon at night!

One million dollars BUT the only way to get/play games from now on is to pirate them (using emulators is ok)
Sure! it would totally make me feel bad but a million dollars awooga!

One million dollars but you can only use public toilets for 5 years. No using your home bathroom. Gotta go to a public-use one outside.
 
nope! i have NEVER used a public bathroom and i will not start today

1m but someone elses chooses what u can buy
 
Sure, why not?

A million dollars but you have to wear a shirt that says in big, block letters "COVID-19 ISN'T REAL. IT'S ALL A HOAX! A BIG, FAT HOAX!" whenever you go out in public (and until the pandemic ends).

Note that you also can't cover it up (you can wear sweaters or jackets, but you still have to put the shirt over them).
 
i'm assuming your british and crisps are chips. and yeah i can do that with how many varieties there are.

1m, but you're stung by a wasp once a day
 
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