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Nope, then I’d basically be in house arrest.
A million dollars but you’re not allowed to use the internet for a year
I could never.
A million dollars but you have to tell everyone your biggest secret.
No.
A million dollars but you can no longer eat any kind of pizza.
I could never
A million dollars but your favorite TV show doesn’t exist anymore
fine ;-;
a million dollars but your favorite object explodes
Absolutely not.
A million dollars but you cannot drink soda for the next two years.
easy
a milly dollars but you permanently speak in an UWU voice
you know what… why the hell not. i’ll just never talk again, it’s fine!
a million dollars but you can’t do anything with it. you just have it
TBT Old Timer
Retired Staff
no thanks
a million dollars but you can never play a video game for the rest of your life
No thanks
A million dollars but your best friend decides how you have to use it
absolutely
A million dollars, but your left eye twitches every time you think about your favorite thing
Um, no.
A million dollars, but you are possessed by a dragon and transform into said dragon at random points in your day for the rest of your now-immortal life, and are forced to burn a random person, child or adult.
Yes.
A million dollars, but you have to jump off a cliff and die. You will come back to life after dying, but must do this once every day for eternity.
Nopenopenope.
A million dollars, but you can only wear neon for the rest of your life.
ugh, no. too bright.
A million dollars, but you get reincarnated as one random thing every day.
Ugh no thanks
A million dollars but you must give some to me
Hmm, sure?
A million dollars but you can only eat corn now.
Sure
A million dollars but you must give some to charity
Sure!
A million dollars, but everything you eat tastes the same
No, because after a while I’d get mad and stop eating.
A million dollars but you have to move to a country in the opposite hemisphere as yours.