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A Million Dollars, BUT

I mean, that would impact my handwriting... but it's already illegible as is. I think thumblessness might even be beneficial for me at times.
A million dollars, but you must do menial labor for a randomly selected person for a year.
 
Sure thing.

A million dollars, but you have to be like Man-Spider for the rest of your life. You have the body of a human, but the head of a spider!
 
my mom would clown me for it for the rest of her life (she is for some reason personally offended by people who wear socks with sandals
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), but it’d be worth it for the money so... hell yeah

a million dollars, but you can never come on tbt again
 
Dang, that's easy. Give me the million.

A million dollars, but once a day for the rest of your life you get run over by a car, and then reincarnate.
 
That's good with me. I'm getting stinkin' rich over here!

A million dollars, but you are now a fish for the rest of your life.
 
Hm I wonder what a fish would buy for 1 million dollars?

A million dollars, but your now invisible every day and only visible in the late evenings.
 
No. I need the human thumbs to play Mario Kart.

A million dollars, but you can only drink water (unflavored) for the rest of your life.
 
No way, I have such a horrible memory as it is. 🥺

A million dollars but you have to have a long tail (you can decide the animal). 😱
 
Can I have a tail like in MHA? 😍

1 million dollars, but you turn into a seal whenever you use water. Dont worry if your drinking water no seal transformation.
 
Sure thing, sounds good.

One million dollars, but everything technology-wise that you touch breaks instantly.
 
I would not take the money.

One million dollars, but every video game you play has a 3% chance to corrupt itself when you start it up.
 
😭 What if I just never close the game? Problem solved?! 😱

A million dollars, but you can only use the gaming consoles you currently own from now on (no new consoles)?
 
I don’t really need any new consuls right now. I have my switch, my 3DS XL, my PS4. and I can play GameCube and Wii games on my PC now. So deal 😎😎😎

$1 million, but you have to donate it all to a charity (you can choose it ^^)
 
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