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A Million Dollars, BUT

No. Being immortal sounds like it would suck.

A million dollars, but you have to live in a gas station bathroom for the rest of your life. You have everything you need to live, but you're in the most toxic place on the planet.
 
Nope, you’d have to pay me a million every month for me to do that.

A million dollars, but you cannot be in a relationship with anyone for the next two years.
 
Sure thing! Give me the million.

A million dollars, but a dog farts in your face every time you try to talk.
 
Blech, no. 🤮

A million dollars but you always get the warm side of the pillow.
 
Sure, this doesn't bother me.

A million dollars, but now all sweets taste like toothpaste.
 
Sure.

A million dollars, but you have to gamble it all and potentially lose it all quickly.
 
Oh god I would loose all of it xD I don't gamble, but I'm almost positive I would loose all of it. But I guess I would try.

A million dollars, but you'll be transported to another world.
 
This could easily go very wrong, but it could also go very right. Still, you could be transported to a world where there's no oxygen or something and just die immediately, so no.

A million dollars but your hands will constantly feel like fridge temperature.
 
I just call that a Tuesday, so sure.

A million dollars but you have to hop everywhere you go...no more walking.
 
Nooo, I dont wanna be a spoink

A million dollars, however you no longer have secercy or privacy (Regarding like online or personal life privacy) everything that happens to you, or you do online is public. No sensors or anything
 
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Not happening for any amount, even if I became famous.

A million dollars, but you have to give up internet completely for a week. No phone, no computer, and no using things that have internet access.
 
Only a week? Sure thing. Give me the million.

A million dollars, but there's puddles that you slip on everywhere you go.
 
Oh dude Im so clumsy. Thats my day to day life. Gimme that million.

A million dollars, but you now have theme music, and hear music wvery where you go. Ya know, as if you were the main character of a video game. Good luck sneaking around
 
Sounds incredibly horrible, so no. I'll put the joy of others seeing them in person over my personal gain.

A million dollars, but you must complete New Horizons 100% from scratch without cheating, time traveling, or other players helping you (except when required).
 
Tough call...it would take at least a year for the bugs/fish alone...and even then the catalog would take forever...I'll say yes but it would probably never happen...

A million dollars but you can never eat or drink anything that you haven't prepared yourself ever again.
 
Sure thing! Give me the million.

A million dollars, but you're stuck in the movie Spider-Man: No Way Home, and can't leave.
 
Nooo, Ill pass. My friend would love that, but not me xD

Just for that, a million dollars but every thing you watch or form of media is now the Emoji Movie on repeat
 
Sure thing. Give me the million.

A million dollars, but a giant anaconda chases you everywhere.
 
That reminds me of that scene in south Park where Cartman gets chased by a snake. However Ill take that million cause I've actually pet one, and I love snakes

A million dollars, but you now can no longer take photos, or record moments in your life in any form. That basically means no taking photos or keeping them.
 
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