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A Million Dollars, BUT

Sure! I would want to put it towards illness research.

A million dollars but you have one song stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
 
No thank you. 😭 That sounds terrible.

A million dollars but you have to live without a phone, forever.
 
I don't think that could be arranged. That's how I keep in touch with my mom, and she will not function properly if she couldn't keep in touch with me - things would get ugly.

A million dollars, but you have to spend it all on someone else.
 
Sure thing! I would love to do that.

A million dollars, but you have to use half of it to fund something bad/evil.
 
Yeah, I'll spend half of my money on a Kickstarter campaign to make it storm in any area whenever I want.

A million dollars, but in order to get it you have to sit through a 10 hour loop of the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids song with no breaks.
 
LMFAO...I really don't think I'd have the patience.

A million dollars but...you have to let someone give you paper cuts across your eyes.
 
I don't even want to imagine how painful that would be, so no.

One million dollars but you have to give up all technology forever.
 
No thanks. That's way too broad of a statement. Technology can be anything. The prehistoric stone tools were considered technology. I would just essentially be in the woods. And probably starving because I can't use tech to hunt or farm my own food or even scavenge.

One million dollars but you have to donate half to some company that you just hate.
 
Fine. Here ya go, TikTok.

A million dollars, but you have to give up your car/bike for a year.
 
I don't have a car and I don't use my bike so it's really a win-win.

A million dollars but your phone can never exceed 30%
 
That's fine with me. Not any different for me from never being able to eat pizza. Give me the million!

A million dollars, but a murder of crows follows you everywhere and attacks you from time to time.
 
Ahh nooo, its the Cow stampede in real life xD But gimme that million.
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a million dollars but from now on, you have to be roommates with someone you hate (doesnt have to be someone you know) for half of every month
 
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Noooooooo, I would NOT take the million for that, lol.

A million dollars, but all of your creativity goes out the window. You are now the least-creative person alive.
 
No way! You keep your million. Creativitty is what defines me, Id be so sad if it ever went away

a million dollars but your life is now a dating sim~
 
ill take the million dollars.

a million dollars but you have to eat the same thing for a week, for the rest of your life. the specific food changes every week and you dont get to pick.
 
Erm, I actually don't know ^^; Not knowing the food im stuck eating is worrisom. If I had to eat Beans for a week id go crazy lol.

A million dollars, but your immortal (Is that a good thing? 🤔)
 
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