A Million Dollars, BUT

Sure! I would want to put it towards illness research.

A million dollars but you have one song stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
 
No thank you. 😭 That sounds terrible.

A million dollars but you have to live without a phone, forever.
 
I don't think that could be arranged. That's how I keep in touch with my mom, and she will not function properly if she couldn't keep in touch with me - things would get ugly.

A million dollars, but you have to spend it all on someone else.
 
Sure thing! I would love to do that.

A million dollars, but you have to use half of it to fund something bad/evil.
 
Yeah, I'll spend half of my money on a Kickstarter campaign to make it storm in any area whenever I want.

A million dollars, but in order to get it you have to sit through a 10 hour loop of the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids song with no breaks.
 
LMFAO...I really don't think I'd have the patience.

A million dollars but...you have to let someone give you paper cuts across your eyes.
 
I don't even want to imagine how painful that would be, so no.

One million dollars but you have to give up all technology forever.
 
No thanks. That's way too broad of a statement. Technology can be anything. The prehistoric stone tools were considered technology. I would just essentially be in the woods. And probably starving because I can't use tech to hunt or farm my own food or even scavenge.

One million dollars but you have to donate half to some company that you just hate.
 
I don't have a car and I don't use my bike so it's really a win-win.

A million dollars but your phone can never exceed 30%
 
No. I use my phone a lot and need charge.

A million dollars but you cannot eat pizza for a year.
 
That's fine with me. Not any different for me from never being able to eat pizza. Give me the million!

A million dollars, but a murder of crows follows you everywhere and attacks you from time to time.
 
Ahh nooo, its the Cow stampede in real life xD But gimme that million.
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a million dollars but from now on, you have to be roommates with someone you hate (doesnt have to be someone you know) for half of every month
 
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Noooooooo, I would NOT take the million for that, lol.

A million dollars, but all of your creativity goes out the window. You are now the least-creative person alive.
 
No way! You keep your million. Creativitty is what defines me, Id be so sad if it ever went away

a million dollars but your life is now a dating sim~
 
ill take the million dollars.

a million dollars but you have to eat the same thing for a week, for the rest of your life. the specific food changes every week and you dont get to pick.
 
Erm, I actually don't know ^^; Not knowing the food im stuck eating is worrisom. If I had to eat Beans for a week id go crazy lol.

A million dollars, but your immortal (Is that a good thing? 🤔)
 
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