A Million Dollars, BUT

[Yoshi155]

I don't think I trust anyone in my family enough to do that, especially my siblings.

A million dollars but you have a 30% chance of just dying if you take it.

 

[TN4U]

I don’t like the thought of death.

A million dollars, but you have to cut your hair much more than you’d normally like.

 

[Croconaw]

No.

A million dollars, but you lose all memories of your favorite video game and it ceases to exist.

 

[ribbitribbon]

i mean, if i can’t remember it, i can’t be sad about it, right? sure, i’ll take it.

a million dollars, but you can’t own any pets for the rest of your life.

 

[CylieDanny]

;-; I don't think I could do that...

A million dollars but you now have the mind, and sound like a zombie

 

[Yoshi155]

South Park taught me that you become a zombie if you're homeless, and with that money I wouldn't be, so this is kind of a paradox. Okay, in all seriousness, I wouldn't do it

A million dollars but every car ride for the rest of your life will involve traffic that will make the ride 10 minutes longer.

 

[Croconaw]

Okay. I don't drive so it doesn't affect me all that much.

A million dollars, but you can no longer eat pizza.

 

[TN4U]

That's half my diet, so no.

A million dollars, but your IQ drops by 30 points.

 

[NovariusHaze]

They say ignorance is bliss so I’d take the money.

A million dollars but you can’t hear any music except for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

 

[TN4U]

I non-ironically like that song, so yeah I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but you always turn into an ugly ogre at night like Princess Fiona in Shrek.

 

[Yoshi155]

Probably not.

A million dollars but you can't make contact with water at all until it's all spent. You don't need water to survive anymore, but touching it at all, in any form, kills you on the spot.

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing.

A million dollars, but you have to live every day for the rest of your life in 110 degree Fahrenheit weather. Have fun!

 

[Croconaw]

Give me that money.

A million dollars, but it snows and is freezing cold everyday where you live for the rest of your life.

 

[TN4U]

Hmmm, not sure if I'd like shoveling everyday. Then again, I'd rather not get a heart attack, so no.

A million dollars, but it's from your favorite restaurant that is now forced to close.

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing, I don't care about a restaurant closing, lmao.

A million dollars, but you can only use it as toilet paper.

 

[-Blue-]

Sure thing, I don't care about a restaurant closing, lmao.

A million dollars, but you can only use it as toilet paper.

I'll rent a room out to people so they can get the rich person experience. I'll unroll toilet paper and re-roll it with money. Then stupid people will pay me a lot of money to wipe with money.

A million dollars but you got to spend one day each week in a completely dark room and not do anything for one year.

 

[Midoriya]

That's fine, I'll take the money. Also LOL on your response, that was amazing.

A million dollars, but you have to eat half of it.

 

[TN4U]

Well, let's see... fiber helps break down stuff in your body, while money makes your body rich. Feeling rich = feeling good using the toilet.
HECK YEAH

A million dollars, but you have to become a bathroom janitor.

 

[Croconaw]

I actually like cleaning jobs, so I wouldn't mind doing that if I'm being honest. I'll do it in a heartbeat.

A million dollars, but you can't play any more Super Mario games, including the spin-offs (like Mario Kart, Mario Party, etc.)

 

[Yoshi155]

No way. Mario is one of my favorite video game series.

A million dollars, but you can't use anything to keep yourself cool for an entire summer.