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A Million Dollars, BUT

Not even one of those dumb battery-operated portable mist fans? Nah.

A million dollars, but it's on top of a big redwood tree that you have to climb with no equipment or tools to help you.
 
No.

A million dollars but you can’t sleep. You’re never tired, but you don’t get to sleep even if you tried.
 
Definitely, if I don't have any health effects or anything from not sleeping - I hate the feeling of spending hours trying to fall asleep so would happily give it up if I didn't need to.

A million dollars but you lose your most important/special physical item (like the one thing you would save in a house fire)
 
I don’t think I could do it.

A million dollars, but you have to put ketchup on everything you eat for a whole year.
 
I probably would be able to push through for a year - it also depends how much I have to put on. If it's only a drop then I would definitely do it.

A million dollars, but once per day for a year you have to eat your least favourite food
 
A million dollars, but you have the Christmas Touch. Everything you touch turns into a solidified candy-cane material, including other animals and people. This process cannot be reversed.
 
I probably would be able to push through for a year - it also depends how much I have to put on. If it's only a drop then I would definitely do it.

A million dollars, but once per day for a year you have to eat your least favourite food
I could maybe do that if it was just a spoonful and not a full meal otherwise no.

A million dollars, but you have the Christmas Touch. Everything you touch turns into a solidified candy-cane material, including other animals and people. This process cannot be reversed.
That's my new quirk then. I'll touch someone and then use it as my weapon.

A million dollars, but all the money smells awful and you have to keep it in your house for a year before you can offload/spend it.
 
Nope.

A million dollars, but you can't drink or eat anything at all until it's all spent.
 
I think I can manage that. 🤔😌

A million dollars but your hands are constantly sticky for a week (even after washing them, it doesn’t go away).
 
Depends on how sticky. If I can still get things off with outside force, then maybe.

A million dollars, but it can only be spent on one thing. Once you have the thing, any remaining money disappears. Choose wisely.
 
Yes. I would get a house.

A million dollars, but you have to live out of an RV for the rest of your life. (Assuming you know how to drive and can move around)
 
Sure thing!

A million dollars, but once a day, for the rest of your life, a grand piano falls from the sky and crushes you. It won't kill you, but it hurts very badly.
 
Eventually it would kill me :ROFLMAO: no way.

A million dollars, but it can only be donated to a charity/nonprofit of your choosing.
 
Sure thing! That's a dream of mine, actually.

A million dollars, but you have to win it in a death battle with Krampus.
 
Sure thing!

A million dollars, but once a day, for the rest of your life, a grand piano falls from the sky and crushes you. It won't kill you, but it hurts very badly.
You'd be just wasting all that money getting fixed up. And also burn through the million dollars in like the first day probably lol.

Sure thing! That's a dream of mine, actually.

A million dollars, but you have to win it in a death battle with Krampus.
I'd do it for free to fight Krampus. "Hey fancy pants, I've been naughty." *Smack em' with a sack of heavy presents.*

A million dollars but you need to walk everywhere for a month.
 
A potato eye and a ear of corn. You gotta look out for those loop holes.

A million dollars, but you must start and end each sentence with a loud bone-chilling scream. To everyone it doesn't matter. Your family, your classmates, teacher, co-workers, boss, police whoever.
 
No.

A million dollars, but you have to take public transportation to get around for the rest of your life. No vehicle for you to drive.
 
No, I don't think I could survive going everywhere through bus or subway.

A million dollars, but every meal you eat has to be mixed together. For example, if you had spaghetti and meatballs with water, you'd have to crush it together with your hands, blend it, or bake it together before eating it. Along with the water. If you don't want to do that, you would have to eat every part of your meal separately, which means you have to eat them all at least 30 minutes apart.
 
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