A Million Dollars, BUT

[Mr.Fox]

So roughly I’d lose 2 years…I’ll pass.

A million dollars but you can never wear anything on your feet again.

 

[SkyKnight03]

Nope, nope, nope. I hate being barefoot. Bit of trauma there. I couldn't do it.

A million dollars but you can only play one genre of video game again for the rest of your life. (if agreed, you pick the genre).

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

yes please! RPGs all the way!

A million dollars, but you are forced to work every job in your state all at once.

 

[Yoshi155]

The main issue with this is that it’s kind of, you know, not possible in any reality. I have no idea how I could possibly do this, or how long, so I’ll pass.

A million dollars, but the New Super Mario Bros. DS athletic theme will always play at a high volume in the back of your brain. Only for you, though.

Spoiler: For reference

 

[SkyKnight03]

Sure. I have tinnitus anyways. Sounds better than the stupid ringing I already have to put up with.

One million dollars but kirby comes to your home each month and takes every bit of food.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Too tedious having to prep post Kirby visits, so no.

A million dollars but your head doubles in size.

 

[-Blue-]

This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever thing posted here lmao . I’ve still gotta pass.

A million dollars but you have to act like how snobby rich people are portrayed in media.

Haha yeah...I wanted to think up the most ridiculous question and also how difficult it would be to run away in such a state.

I'd have to pass. Even if I was healthy and it wasn't a growth or something, I would never be able to wear a lot of clothes. The collar would have to be large enough for my head and then it'd just fall off my shoulders. Among everything else that would make it a pain.

A million dollars but you have to drive in reverse wherever you go.

 

[SkyKnight03]

That'll kill me quickly, so no.

One million dollars but you must use explore the depths of the ocean on a submarine to find it.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Nope! Not worth it. Look at what happened to that sub that imploded near the Titanic.

Million dollars but you must dress exactly like Shirley Temple complete with the curls and baby doll dress for six months straight and must sing and tap dance to the tune of “On the Good Ship Lollipop” every time you have to say something.

 

[Zinnia.]

It's a deal. I'll manage by communicating with pen/paper instead of speaking

A million dollars but your dominant hand looses its dominance, making it function the same as your non-dominant hand

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I’ll do it. I’m semi ambidextrous so it shouldn’t be too bad.

Million dollars but you must watch The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure for 24 hours straight with absolutely no breaks.

 

[VernalLapin]

Sure. I’ve seen worse.

A million dollars but you appear to everyone else as a giant roach.

 

[-Blue-]

Sure. I’ve seen worse.

A million dollars but you appear to everyone else as a giant roach.

Can they understand what I say? Either way pass. Sounds like a good way to get attacked or worst.

A million dollars but you have to eat a 5pound bag of sugar every month.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Woah, absolutely not. Especially if I’d just be eating the sugar with a spoon lol

A million dollars but you have 1 toe removed (Your choice)

 

[lily2816]

i can live with that.

a million dollars but you have to live on a boat.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Let’s assume it’s a nice houseboat and say yes.

A million dollars but everything you touch feels sticky.

 

[Aquilla]

I detest having sticky hands, but for a million bucks I will grin and bear it.

A million dollars, but you can’t use the letter „e“ anymore for writing or speaking.

 

[SkyKnight03]

I'll take the money and regret this.

A million dollars but a ghost follows you around and pokes your shoulder every 3 hours for the rest of your life.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Sure. Most ghosts don’t want to cause harm to the living anyway.

Million dollars but you must change your name to “John Jacob Jinglehimersmith” and must only answer to the entire name and cannot respond to any other name or nicknames for the rest of your life.

 

[-Blue-]

Be a good way to ignore a lot of people and only the people that really cared would bother. So maybe.

A million dollars but it feels like you always have some hair stuck in your mouth.