A Million Dollars, BUT

[Zinnia.]

No way, theres a lot of traffic in my area and gas costs would eat up most of the money anyway

A million dollars but your favorite restaurant closes all of their locations after going bankrupt

 

[Mr.Fox]

It'd be sad, but I'd ultimately be fine with it.

A million dollars but you now have intense nightmares every single night.

 

[NovariusHaze]

Deal! Who needs sleep anyways?

A million dollars but a zombie outbreak starts around the world.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Nope.

A million dollars but you have to eat half an average sized cake daily. The same cake too, no switching flavors.

 

[Midoriya]

That sounds... fine. Give me the million.

A million dollars, but you are now made OUT OF cake.

 

[Yoshi155]

Ehhhh, just sounds the tiniest bit inconvenient. Pass.

A million dollars, but you can never use ice again in any form.

 

[Mr.Fox]

A million dollars, but you are now made OUT OF cake.

Ehhhh, just sounds the tiniest bit inconvenient. Pass.

LOL, great exchange.

Surprisingly no. I’m one of those people that only drinks cold things. I almost never drink anything warm or hot. Only exception would be a rare hot chocolate at a hockey game.

A million dollars but a rando gets to spit in your face daily. You’ll never know who/when.

 

[Ghost Of Mascevanje]

My dignity is much more valuable.

A million dollars but you must give a foot massage to a stranger every day for the rest of your life.

 

[Mr.Fox]

If I can pick the stranger, yes. If not, no.

A million dollars but you lose one sense (your pick).

 

[SkyKnight03]

Goodbye sight!

A million dollars but each week a certain important memory will be erased.

 

[Seastar]

Absolutely not, that sounds terrifying.

A million dollars but you can only eat your least favorite kind of pizza for a month.

 

[Darkesque_]

I’ll pass

A million dollars but you can only read and speak Old English.

 

[Midoriya]

Sounds funny. I'll use it to annoy people endlessly. Give me the million.

A million dollars, but everything you eat and drink tastes like cheese.

 

[SkyKnight03]

I'm going to pass because I don't like the thought of drinking cheese.

A million dollars, but you sneeze 50 times per day for the next 5 years.

 

[-Blue-]

Even if I could change between the flavor of the type of cheese, I would have to pass. Not for life. If it was for a duration of time sure. I would just force myself to eat it all. But forever no thanks.

Oh dang the forum really lagged on me. I'd probably have to pass on the sneezing to. I had allergies bad as a kid and I don't want to relive that.

A million dollars but you have to slap the backside of a large bear, run away in oversized clown-shoes, and have your pants halfway down.

 

[Yoshi155]

This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever thing posted here lmao . I’ve still gotta pass.

A million dollars but you have to act like how snobby rich people are portrayed in media.

 

[Mr.Fox]

If I've just gotta put on an act, sure.

A million dollars but it always feels like you have dust in your eyes.

 

[Seastar]

Nope, I can't do that. Knowing me I would accidentally get my eyes infected and be unable to stop myself. (It has happened multiple times)

A million dollars but someone else chooses what clothes you wear everyday and you don't exactly trust them.

 

[S.J.]

I feel like I'd do that for the right amount of money, but that one million dollars isn't that amount.

One million dollars, but you can only ever spend it in a busy shopping mall on Christmas Eve.

 

[SkyKnight03]

That's a bit too restrictive for me. But there also doesn't seem to be a real drawback (I'll just stash the million and use it once a year), so yes, I will take.

One million dollars, but each dollar spent teleports you 60 seconds ahead in time.