Please continue reading for an important Public Service Announcement
Every day, hundreds of penguins are bought, sold, and traded on the market; forced to leave their homes by cruel dictators who want smug squirrels or cats in their place. Unable to find a place to live a stable life, these penguins have no option but to live their lives on the rail.
In response to this outrage, the Town of Silverly has enacted the "Cooler Life Act" which created The Penguin Immigration Agency. Our field agents travel the rails, day and night to find penguins who are unwanted, offering them the stability they have long forgotten but yet crave.
If you know or have a penguin that is unwanted. Please contact one of our field offices in Silvery. Friend Code Extension 2380-5121-0328. For no fee, one of our dedicated field agents will travel to you and make a penguin's dream come true: Giving them a place where they can truly belong.
Due to us being a government agency and our mayor spending all of the treasurey on a Golden Dig'em statue, we are woefully underfunded and thus are only able to pay for the train ticket, and not for the penguin itself.
So give us your tired, your poor, your huddled penguins yearning to breathe free! Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me I lift my lamp beside the golden train station!
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Content paid for by the Penguin Immigration Agency, a subset of the Silverly Ministry of External Affairs
