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Who are the PIES?
The Penguin Immigration Enforcers of Silverly, better known as PIES are the dedicated workers of Silverly's own Penguin Immigration Agnecy. With the passing of the Cooler Life Act to give wayward penguins a home, Silverly needed a group of people to go from town to town to direct these penguins to their new home. Enter the PIES, fearless agents who work tirelessly around the clock for little pay (due to all the budget being spent on a failed search to find Carmen Sandiego). It is because of this under funding that agents cannot afford to pay for a penguin's safe release out of pocket, and ask that any Mayors who wish a penguin to come to Silverly not ask for anything in return.
If you know of a penguin who is looking for a new home, direct them to your local PIE office, Friend Code Extension 2380-5121-0328 and they will be there faster than you can blink.
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Special Announcement
The Penguin Immigration Agency has managed to
divert funds from the Mayor's "
Ban Hydric Acid" campaign to the Penguin Immigration Agency and are willing to pay a small reward for the successful immigration of Sprinkles the Penguin. This is limited time only. Please contact for details.
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Content paid for by the Penguin Immigration Agency, a subset of the Silverly Ministry of External Affairs