Corrupt a Wish Game 🌟

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Gordon Ramsey watch out! Your food is best in the world but you constantly leave the stove on, burning down any house you stay in

I wish I was tall

 

[Firesquids]

Granted, you are now the tallest... tree in the world

I wish I could teleport

 

[Looigi]

Every Time You Teleport You Bring Someone Random With You

I Wish I Had Infinite Money

 

[SpaceTokki77]

granted, but you have no friends

i wish i got my galaxy egg

 

[moo_nieu]

granted but you can only display it alone and it has a creepy message on it

i wish i could speak to animals

 

[_Donut_]

Granted but they are all extremely sassy about you being a human

I wish I got my own private island

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Having an entire island to yourself is nice and all, but it’s in Australia. And every fish, bug, animal, and even plant wants to kill you, hooray?

I wish I had heat vision

 

[Looigi]

Granted but You You Cant See Anything But Heat Vision

I Wish That I Was Smart

 

[_Donut_]

Granted but you are now SO smart nobody understands what you're talking about anymore...

I wish unhealthy food became healthy and vice versa.

 

[frogslime]

Granted, suddenly you start only craving fruits and vegetables. If this weren't a corrupted wish thread, then you could go back to eating your wife and kids without the risk of kuru.


I wish that all of my assignments were instantly done and turned in.

 

[spawnpoint]

granted, but you completely failed every one of them and you have no hope for a future

i wish i had more friends

 

[_Donut_]

Granted but they all have annoying personalities you can't stand ._.

I wish to be invincible

 

[Looigi]

Granted But Your Lifespan Is 10 Years

I Wish That I Could Have All 100 On My Homework And Test And Not Have To Do Anything

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Granted but now that you don't have to do anything, you have peaked and no longer strive for anything beyond that

I wish I could stop time and do things while time is stopped!

 

[Victoria of Starry Isle]

Granted, but you can never unstop time. You will be forever stuck in a state of limbo, unable to talk to family or friends.

I wish finals got cancelled again cus of covid.

 

[_Donut_]

Granted but they are now moved to next year giving you twice the amount of finals to do then.


I wish I spoke every language

 

[BluebearL]

Granted, but you can now only speak in a monotone. Forever.

I wish I could have my packet of Tim Tams refilled for free, on command.

 

[Victoria of Starry Isle]

Granted, but you will be crushed by a giant Tim Tam at any moment.




I wish I was freed from the basement.

 

[Looigi]

Granted But The Basement Ended Up Being Safer Than What's Outside

I Wish I Owned Every Game In The World

 

[Victoria of Starry Isle]

Granted But The Basement Ended Up Being Safer Than What's Outside

I Wish I Owned Every Game In The World

Granted, but you have no gaming system, computer, phone, ect. to play on.


I wish for a my melody egg collectible.