Corrupt a Wish Game 🌟

[_Donut_]

Granted you'll receive one, but you can't display it.

I wish for the power of invisibility

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but due to light not being able to hit your retina, you are blind when in your invisible state. rip


I wish I had more motivation to exercise.

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Granted, but now you are a virtual character with a "Jock" personality in a popular Nintendo game about animals and... crossings.

I wish these cookies would make themselves

 

[_Donut_]

Granted but besides being able to make themselfs they have now also learned to evolve and become smarter cookies, slowly planning a cookie uprising aimed at humanity to punish us for our sins in eating their cookie ancestors and the upcoming battle will be known as the great chocolate chip war of 2021.

I wish my rabbit could talk :/

 

[frogslime]

Granted. Your rabbit is very rude and blunt. Your rabbit won’t hesitate to put down your mood or bully you. You regret to find out your rabbit has been only using you to get food that you overhear on it’s rabbit group call on it’s rabbit phone. :[

I wish I could have unlimited stroopwafels.

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted, but nobody else gets to have any stroopwafels.

I wish for there to be more “cutesy” raps, such as LilyPichu’s rap in her song “dreamy night” (which, by the way, is one of my all-time favorite songs).

 

[GuerreraD]

Granted, but their one and only subject ever will be of rainbow unicorns dashing to the sunset.

I wish I could fly! (On my own, I mean, not on a plane)

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you fly too close to the sun like Icarus did and burn to ashes.

I wish, I wish, I wish… for a fish.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it smells horrible.

I wish Nintendo would release new Metroid games as frequently as their Pokemon ones.

 

[Violet Witch]

Granted but everytime you play the game will come to life and use your house as the battle ground with you trapped in the middle.

I wish I could have another adventure with my bestie, two days just wasn’t enough!

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted, but you two are stranded on a deserted island for two and a half weeks, and have no means of communication to anybody but your bestest friend. At the very least you will have some fun and interesting moments, but will also struggle to make it back home.

I wish an entire dang Genshin Impact rap cypher with every playable character from the game in it (or at least a couple of cyphers that have about 11-13 characters in each one), including both the male Traveler and female Traveler (who should, btw, share a verse together). That would be one of the best things in my life.

Edit (8/29/21):Will anybody corrupt my wish?

 

[pulper]

They can only rap in broken Russian

I wish Yuga Aoyama were real and madly in love with me, while also living nearby.

 

[Azzy]

Granted, but then you find your soulmate and break Aoyama’s heart.

I wish I had the option to sleep on command when things get too stressful.​

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted, but you will miss out on most of your daily work and life.

I wish for there to be virtual YouTubers who are as young as 5-6 years old in real life.

 

[th8827]

Granted. They make very low quality content, because they are too young to properly make entertaining content.

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

 

[pottercrossing]

Granted, but the extra time will throw you off your sleep schedule

I wish that I could get rid of my dad and stepmom

 

[frogslime]

They're gone, but now you are a suspect in the case of the disappearance of Mr. and Mrs. Crossing. Hope you have a good lawyer!


I wish my stomach didn't always hurt

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you can no longer eat food. You will continue to live, but can’t enjoy food anymore.

I wish for a bag of Doritos.

 

[Darkesque_]

Granted, but you get your least favorite Doritos.

I wish I had better tone quality on my horn.

 

[your local goomy]

Granted, but the tone quality on all instruments playing alongside your horn are abysmal.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.