Corrupt The Wish Above

[pokedude729]

granted, but it only dispenses foods that you find disgusting.

I wish that I could do well on my finals next week.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Granted but the finals happened only a day before your final day.

I wish I could find more eggs.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you find them after it's too late....

I wish I had giant pizza in front of me right now *drools*

 

[Finnian]

granted, but it's a pizza made out of dirt and rocks.

i wish i could shapeshift into anything i wanted, as many times as I wanted to.

 

[Bunchi]

Granted, but once you've changed into something else, you can't shapeshift back into what you were before. Never gonna be human again sorry man

I wish my teachers would forget about the homework I should be doing right now

 

[Android]

they did, but this annoying kid from class reminded the teacher about it. we all hate that little prick

I wish for sand

 

[Rasha]

Granted, Congrats! You're now married to a llama
I wish my above mentioned vending machine worked

I would TOTALLY marry a llama! I'm serious....

- - - Post Merge - - -

they did, but this annoying kid from class reminded the teacher about it. we all hate that little prick

I wish for sand

Granted, it's made out of feces

I wish I didn't have a stomach so I wouldn't have to feel hungry...

 

[ReXyx3]

Wish granted, but you also won't have any of your other organs so technically you're dead. Sorry.

I wish all my projects were done already with an A+ as my grade!

 

[Rasha]

Wish granted, but you also won't have any of your other organs so technically you're dead. Sorry.

I wish all my projects were done already with an A+ as my grade!

rofl! that cracked me up XD

Granted, then you wake up

 

[brownboy102]

I wish the guy above had a wish.

 

[Rasha]

I wish the guy above had a wish.

granted! XD

I wish I wasn't so forgetful....

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. Your short term memory loss was fixed...for 5 minutes.
I wish I was a kitten.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but, you develop allergies to kittens and die.

I wish I had a pet wolf

 

[brownboy102]

Granted but no one tamed it and it ate you.

I wish I was that wolf.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, Imma skin you and make me a costume out of you yeeeee

I wish it wasn't 2am already (I have work tomorrow) XP

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. It's 1:59 AM now.
I wish that the world is now pollution-less.

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but we find new energy source that destroys our planet entirely.

I wish I didn't have testing next week.

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, it's tomorrow instead

I wish I had a clue for what to cook for supper

 

[zelorm]

Granted, meth dounuts and arsenic kool aid

I wish I could speak Ukrainian

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you never get to use it.

I wish there wasn't school tomorrow.