Corrupt The Wish Above

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but nobody gets them, and you fail.


I wish that I didn't have to wash dishes tonight.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you are now homeless and have no dishes or food to eat on them

I wish to see the end of Stalingrad

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you can never see the end of any other movie.


I wish food wasn't so good all the time.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, it all tastes like sh-t

I wish X2k realized Stalingrad was the WW2 battle were Russia pretty much destroyed Germany, not a movie

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but they'll fail to understand anything else.


I wish zelorm realized that there were also two movies made about it, and I couldn't assume that they wanted to see the end of it in person.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but I wanted to see the end of it in person

I wish I could apoligize to x2k with out typing I am or I'm

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you fail and are not forgiven for the rest of your week
I don't know why you want to apologize, but it's okay, anyway, lol.


I wish that I didn't do what I did yesterday or the day before...

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you do it tommorow

I wish my head would stop hurting

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but your stomach starts aching terribly.


I wish the dishwasher wasn't broken.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but it is powered by a giant hamster wheel you run on

I wish I could hide bodies better

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you still can't hide them good enough, and they're always found with evidence on them.


I wish I could my own choice of background music playing at all times.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you get mpd and the personalities can't agree on a song, and you're forced not to do it anymore


I wish I had a kazoo

 

[X2k5a7y]

Oh, wow...I was just thinking about kazoos earlier...
Granted, but every single one that you get is broken.


I wish that I didn't hate face to face interaction with people so much...

 

[Prabha]

Granted, but in return you became a social butterfly and forgot about all your friends back at belltree (is this wish really corrupted?)


I wish I had gills, and could just like swim to atlantis

 

[Taka]

Granted, but you are eaten by a shark on your search for Atlantis. :C

I wish I had the skills to create a manga series. :0

 

[pokedude729]

Granted but nobody buys the series.

I wish that futurama was still on.

Granted, but you name it Pokemon and the mayor is named VeryBest and every villager is Marshal.

How is that corrupting the wish? It sounds like a really good town.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you have no access to watch it.

I wish I could just play Fallout 3 all of the time.

 

[Taka]

Granted, but all words in the game suddenly become 'Jimmy', so little of the story is actually understandable.

I wish I could change my hair color and style every day just by imagining what I want it to look like.

 

[Lolipup]

Granted! sadly your hair gets fried from all of the colour changing just like it would with dye, and eventually you go bold <3

I wish I had a amazing and scary looking scythe!

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but a ghoul kills you.

I wish I could live in any anime I choose.