Corrupt The Wish Above

[zelorm]

Granted, but it's because the apocalypse began

I wish I did get to use the Ukrainian

 

[kazyrock]

granted, but he wishes to fall into a pit of rabid rats.

I wish I lived in Disneyland.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but Disney becomes super left socialist and a bunch of other people live there and it starts to resemble Soviet Russia

I wish this wish could not be corrupted

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you die in your sleep the night after you first use Ukrainian.

I wish this MMO was finished downloading...

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but then sprout buys it and it is made into Calluo simulator 2099.9

I wish that me and my uh... unpaying employer... and I switch jobs on Saturnalia

 

[toadsworthy]

But then you couldn't celebrate Saturnalia!

I wish I hadn't wrecked my car today

 

[tumut]

Granted but you get your car towed instead.
I wish I had 60 bucks.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but it is in rubles

I wish for a Michael bay version of AFV

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but its not working

I wish for a Vector Plushie

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it was burned.

I wish for deathly life forces.

 

[pokedude729]

Granted but the paradox of your wish destroys the universe.

I wish that I could get back into Animal Crossing.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Granted, but you name it Pokemon and the mayor is named VeryBest and every villager is Marshal.

I wish for Discovery Family in my home.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you must leave your home for 40 years and discover where your family is hidden

I wish to confirm the ililuminati

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you'll be forever haunted and lose lots of sleep.
I got on such a kick about the ****ing illuminati, one time, that I lost a lot of sleep over the course of a week, researching. lol...I love researching, though...


I wish that I was more mentally alert

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but then your brain explodes.


I wish that my ipad didn't crash while I was about to finish my artwork
#forgotToSave #ByeBye3hoursOfLabor

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but the ipad spontaneously combusts instead

I wish my charger worked

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but your battery dissolves, due to unknown reasons.


I wish that my dog wasn't sick.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, your dog is no longer sick because it is dead

I wish I controlled space

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but, space ends up controlling you.


I wish my dog was still a puppy

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but my Ukrainian grandparents call it a "poopy" because accent, and it feels sad


I wish my project in health class had more breaking bad references