Corrupt The Wish Above

[pokedude729]

granted, but no-one ever comes to visit you.

I wish that I could pass my finals.

 

[himeki]

Granted, but on the day you pass your finals, the criteria for collage changes and you have to retake them

I wish that I had a mug cake

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, you've got a mug made of cake now, enjoy.
I wish my cat could do cool tricks

 

[himeki]

Granted, you've got a mug made of cake now, enjoy.

THANK YOU KIND SIR!!
Granted, but the cat learns how to play ACNL and destroys your town for fun


I wish people would respond to RPs

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but it's only to say how stupid the RP is.

I wish that Brawl In The Family was still going.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but it goes on forever and you die before the 67th season starts.

I wish I could be double-jointed.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you are double jointed in many places and get Tendonitis in ALL of your joints

I wish InfinityGlames would come on again

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I would earn a lot of TBT.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but now you have so much you don't know what to do with it and someone hacks you and steals all of it.

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted?
I wish that my body was designed to function on no sleep, so I never feel tired and need to sleep

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but while you were awake at night, everyone was asleep so you had no one to talk to and went insane.

I wish I had tons of shiny Pokemon.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, but while you were awake at night, everyone was asleep so you had no one to talk to and went insane.

I wish I had tons of shiny Pokemon.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but you get so used to their shininess that you don't even know what normal Pokemon look like now.

I wish I could fly (easy one for y'all)

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but you could not fly back down so you flew too close to the sun that you lost your powers and fell(Greek Reference)

I wish I would not get fat from eating too much.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but you could not fly back down so you flew too close to the sun that you lost your powers and fell(Greek Reference)

I wish I would not get fat from eating too much.

(I got that, that's a good one 8D)
Granted, but you don't gain any weight whatsoever which includes muscle

I wish I could smack an alpaca.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but it took revenge by kicking you back and you ended up in the hospital(Not sure if they do that, but I know horses do)

I wish I could move back my ACNL to the real date without checking on who's moving and not lose anyone at the same time(true story, been like that since July last year)

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Granted, but all of your villager's houses are gone and they are forced to live in cardboard boxes.

I wish I could eat like Shaggy and Scooby without gaining any weight.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but with your inability to gain weight, came your poor immune system so you got sick all the time.

I wish I had my own Porsche.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but it gets keyed and you're too poor to afford a paint job so you drive round a ratty-looking Porsche and everyone laughs at it.

I wish I could carry a lightbulb with me at all times (be inventive with this one!)

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Granted, but along with your ability to carry a lightbulb around came the energetic touch. Everythinh electronic you touch disappears and turns into a form of energy therefore the lightbulb disappears and on top of that, you can't use gadgets anymore because they just disappear.(kinda like Midas' touch except everything converts to energy)

I wish I have an unlimited source of cash so I can just travel around the world and see sights.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

granted. but it's all in Sealand Dollars. have fun.

I wish for a sharp or blunt object and 1 hour of blanket immunity.