Corrupt The Wish Above

[zelorm]

Granted, but inflation happens and it winds up more than before

I wish to dream about cheese tonight

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but you become lactose intolerant and end up having uncontrollable diarrhea IRL, because you're bodily functions confused it with reality, but you're so enticed by your dream that you don't wake up.


I wish my friend would hurry up.

 

[zelorm]

Granted. They hurry so fast they leave you behind

I wish everyone couldnsee how awesome I am

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, Prussia now hates you since you are completing with his awesomeness

I wish for sleep

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but you sleep forever, never to wake up again.

I wish for someone not to get mad at me.

 

[Dae Min]

Granted, but they will never show emotion again for the rest of their life.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[Moonlight-]

Granted, but you are trapped in your house, the power's gone out, the laptops and books have gone missing and there is no food.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but you forgot a space suit and suffocate in the vacuum of space.

I wish that I had a working, North American copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but the device needed to play it breaks WITH THE DISC INSIDE OF IT!

I wish I could wake up at a better time,

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you wake up realizing every clock in your living space is gone.

I wish people were not so rude.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but now the world is ruled by rude dinosaurs

I wish for everyone to recognize the awesomeness of Preu?en

 

[Lolipup]

GRANTED, unfortunately America comes over from the Hetalia series and starts laughing and making fun of Prussia for having bed head, so Preu?en awesomeness goes down a few notches.

I wish my fianc? would make me breakfast in bed tomorrow. <3

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but he throws up in it


I wish my micronstion was in hetalia

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but it gets killed off very quickly.

I wish that my laptop could run tf2.

 

[toadsworthy]

but then you lost every match.....

I wish I could get my dreamies quicker...

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Granted. But you can't plot reset and they go in the worst places.

I wish people were less stupid.

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but they move out the next day.

I wish that I could get back into animal crossing (it's just gotten repetitive)

 

[NightDelight]

granted, you can never obtain any of your dreamies


I wish I could stop biting my nails

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, you start biting other peoples nails

I wish I had a pilots license

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but u crash on a deserted island alone

i wish i lived alone