Corrupt The Wish Above

[Aquari]

wish granted but you can only draw furries

i wish to have all mori lineup

 

[Akira-chan]

wish granted but you cant buy anything else anymore and you cant earn bells.

I wish for a lot of money for games and other stuff

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but you only earn money from countries that arent worth anything where you are currently, and all the games you get are bootlegs

i wish for all the food in the world

 

[N a t]

Wish granted, you now have all of the food in the world, but you aren't allowed to eat any of it

 

[Aquari]

^^you forgot to write your wish lol

i wish to be the greatest gardener in the world

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted, but that just means all the other gardeners in the world are terrible. I wish I had impressive TBT collectibles.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but one collectible disappears for each hour in which you havent posted

i wish to be rich

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but you can't buy anything with it as it is a long-forgotten foreign currency. I wish to get Maple.

 

[N a t]

Wish granted, but Maple will unexpectedly move out the moment you forget to pick up your game ;(

I wish for my new pet beetle, Bartholomew, to survive at least 3 days under my care lol

- - - Post Merge - - -

Can't believe I forgot to post my wish earlier lmao

 

[debinoresu]

granted, but he'll live out his days suffering with crippling depression and alcoholism. when 3 days are up he will then drown in a beer can

i wish to meet marina and the diamonds

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but she will be overwhelmingly rude and refuse to talk to you or ever give you her autograph

i wish to have played every single game in the world

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but then you grow bored and kill yourself out of the depression of having no new games to play. I wish for pet unicorn.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but you get stabbed by its horn, killing you.

I wish to have the full discographies of all the bands I like.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but you can never listen to them

i wish to have an immortal goldfish

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but the goldfish can only eat flakes of pure gold to stay immortal. I wish for a house on a private island.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's punded by hurricanes day in and day out.

I wish I had more patience for dealing w/ the ignorant.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but it only last 5 seconds then it never comes back

i wish to have more food

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but it's all spoiled.

I wish I had better memory.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but you can only remember all the traumatic events that happened

i wish to be totes beautiful

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but you're so beautiful that it hurts everyone's eyes to look at you. I wish for a giant jar of Nutella.