Corrupt The Wish Above

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but all the new episodes are terrible. I wish for a giant teddy bear.

 

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but the giant teddy bear is old and full of grubs.

I wish sleep was a completely optional thing.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but you die from being awake all day and night for weeks. I wish that it was Christmas.

 

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but the only thing you get is a box full of spiders.

I wish I could have all of the latest cutting-edge technology

 

[mintellect]

Granted, but none of it works.

I wish for money.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had a bicycle.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but it's rusty and the handlebars are missing. I wish for a fancy pair of earrings.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you end up getting an infection from the ear piercing.

I wish I had a more stable(and reasonable) sleep schedule.

 

[SensaiGallade]

Granted but it's rusty and the handlebars are missing. I wish for a fancy pair of earrings.

Granted but the earings contain mercury, causing mercury poisoning. I wish Pokemon Sun and Moon were out...

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted but you end up getting an infection from the ear piercing.

I wish I had a more stable(and reasonable) sleep schedule.

Welp same time post. Granted but you sleep during the day instead.

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

Granted but it costs over 9000 dollars.

I want infinite money

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted but it costs over 9000 dollars.

I want infinite money

 

[Barbara]

Granted, but it's useless since everybody gets infinite money.

I wish for the entire human race to move to Jupiter.

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

Granted but everyone gets eaten by aliens.

I want to have a robot that will get me food.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but when it reaches you it blows up.

I wish for a 12 pk. of excellent beer.

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

Granted but you have to fly halfway around the world

I want my school to burn down

 

[Barbara]

Granted, but the students have to give in all their money so they can build a new school.

I wish I had my life together ;D

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

Granted but you have to leave your family

I wish the weekend was longer

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but it's only longer by 1 minute. I wish I could sell Deirdre so I could get Maple.

 

[Greninja]

granted but Maple's house is full of fish and bugs and her catchphrase is terrible

I wish I was motivated

 

[vel]

granted, you'd be motivated to do the wrong thing.

i wish to be rich and famous :O

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but no one likes you and its Monopoly money

I wish I could play animal crossing all day