Corrupt The Wish Above

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you'll have to work the whole weekend.

I wish I had more Cola

 

[raeyoung]

Granted, but now you can never drink anything else!

I wish I wasn't sick ;u;

 

[sammybam88]

granted but you get sick again

I wish resetti was mean in new leaf like in acgc

 

[Circus]

Granted, but he's cussing at you and it isn't censored.

I wish that I could get these alcohol marker marks off my hands.

 

[raeyoung]

Granted, but your markers also dry out

I wish that I had some ramen right now.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted but without washing the bowl you have to wear it on your head for a week

I wish I actually had money

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but you'll compulsively spend it on video game merchandise all the time.

I wish I didn't get exhausted so easily...

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

not gonna lie I’m not complaining about that lol

Granted but you have to take naps every 30 minutes!

I wish I was a better dancer

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you can never dance in front of people.

I wish I could just start a new life in another country.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted but you struggle learning that language

I wish i knew a different language

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you forget your first language.

I wish for happiness for everyone.

 

[raeyoung]

Granted. That's all. I can't corrupt it because it's so wholesome. So yay!

I wish for infinite cookies.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but I get some as well.

I wish that Dee Dee stopped crapping every 5 minutes.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but he will make a huge mess with his foodbowl instead.

I wish the cages of my guinea pigs and rabbit would clean itself.

 

[Circus]

Granted, but they are now sentient and are talking to you. And they're not happy.


I wish I could figure out how to factor polynomials.

 

[MysteriousSpirit]

Wish granted, but it doesn't work at all, causing you to fail.

I WISH, that I could understand Korean (esp. Hangul) and K-Pop

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you can't understand your native language anymore.

I wish I could eat greasy without gaining weight.

 

[BluebearL]

Granted, but now everything else that isn't greasy makes you gain 1 kilogram with every bite

 

[Midoriya]

Your wish is not granted because you didn’t wish for anything... lol

I wish to have a cake like the one in your signature to eat.

 

[Admiral Sven]

Yes, but the cake in my signature is invisible, and when you try to eat it you can never see where it is.

I wish I could do hand sewing.