"Despite the constant torture you girls put me through, you and Willow are alright. As long as you don't tease me anymore, I am sure this night won't be so bad..."
I hold the thongs in a way that I can launch them from my hand, then push open the door with my arm. As I walk in, I launch the thongs towards Alex's head.
"Fine," I reply, hooking my pinkie finger around it and pulling it off her head, holding it a little way from her so she can see what it is. "Look familiar, Alex?"