Dark Veil 3

[TheCreeperHugz]

"No, are you a total wazzock? Having a bun in the oven means I'm preggers, obviously. Don't you know anything?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I glance at Willow. "So that's what it means! Look, you sound like a dying horse, I am ending the call now, you *****." I hang up.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I don't believe you just called my old girlfriend...."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Well, she was a cow. Who is going next?"

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"Use my phone."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I take the phone and shuffle through the contacts untill I land on one. "Who is Juvia?"

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"My old best friend."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I connect the call on speaker phone and clear my voice. "Hello, Juvia?"

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"Why on earth are you phoning me shady do you think you can be my friend again."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I move a bit closer, so I can hear the conversation, which is on speakerphone.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"YES!" I put on Shady's voice. "We should go out girly shopping, dancing, dress each other up in tutu's, makeout with cute boys, fangirl over sexy boys and play girly games together. JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Pfft, sexy boys? Shady, you should be fangirling over the girls like me, they're much cuter!"

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"Shady you are never ever going to be my friend get over it would you."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"JUVIA, HOW DARE YOU, NOT BE MY FRIEND, I, SHADY, AM SO SEXY! YOU KNOW THAT, YOU WANT TO BE MY BFF AGAIN DON'T YOU! I KNOW YOU DO! LET'S MAKE DAISY CHAINS AND RUN IN THE FEILDS NAKED TOGETHER LIKE WE USE TO!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I cover my mouth with both hands to stop myself laughing, which would ruin the call.

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"Shady get a life and I am hanging up and telling your mother."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"NO! DON'T LEAVE ME, I LOVE YOU, I WANT TO BE BFF'S FOR EVER AND-" She hangs up. "Stupid little *****!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"My turn."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I sigh and pass Willow my phone.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I take the phone and scroll down the contacts, until I get to James. I press call, and put it on speakerphone.