Dark Veil 3

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I turn to the gods and check my phone. "Erm, give me a sec, I will be back." I walk away slightly and hold the phone up not seeing who it is. "Heeeeeeellllloooopppeee?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I put on my best American accent, and say, "James. We're over. I found someone better than you."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I get angry and shout down the phone. "WHAT THE HELL YOU PSYHCO, BETTER THAN ME! ME! YOU HAVE SEEN ME NAKED, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE BETTER THAN ME!?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Body isn't all that matters, though a little more downstairs might have been nice... Brandon has a much better personality than you. He's not at idiot," I say, not even really thinking before I speak.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I go red and stamp my feet. "WHO THE HELL IS BRANDON, AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY 'A LITTLE MORE' YOU ALLWAYS SAID HOW SEXY I LOOKED! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO BRANDON IS, I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"He's my new boyfriend, obviously," I say, stifling a laugh. "Unlike you, he's not an utter moron."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I- I- NO, THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, IM NOT A MORON, YOU IDOIT, HOW DARE YOU! I WANT TO SEE THIS BRANDON AND RIP OFF HIS HEAD!"
I facepalm as I listen in. "What a moron." I whisper under my breath.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Don't you dare lay a finger on my new boyfriend-" I start to laugh, and the American accent breaks. "God dammit, I can't keep that up..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I raise an eyebrow. "Wait- What? And oh yeah... I'm alive and fine by the way... I kinda got distracted by BRANDON THAT F*****!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"James, calm down, it's Willow. It's just a prank," I say in my normal British accent.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I exhale, quickly hang up, take off my shirt again and go back to where I left off with the gods, slightly embarrassed now, but shake it off.
"Wow... Just... Wow..."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"It's a shame I couldn't keep that up longer, that was hilarious..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I facepalm. "What a moron."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I'm amazed that he actually fell for the accent..."
(Going AFK to eat)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"You said it on the call, he IS a moron, might as well leave him for whoever this 'Brandon' is."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Should we call some more people, or find something else to do?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Whatever you want."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Let's prank call more people, it's fun."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I grab Willows phone and look at her contacts. "Who is this... Katherine?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Uh... someone you probably shouldn't call unless you want to be bored..."