Dark Veil 3

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Hmmmmmmm what do you mean by that?" I call the number. "Heeeellllooooo?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"What the hell do you want?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I might be a lllliiiiiitttttlllleeeee tiiiiipppssssyyy," I fake being drunk, "remind me who you are again?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I kissed you because of a dare, when you found out it was a dare you said you'd never speak to me again. How the hell do you forget who I am after that?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Okay, let me just say... 1) You are a grrreeeeaaattt kisser. 2) I want to see you again 3) I want to also see you naked in my bed if that is alright with yoooouuuu!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You seriously need to lay off the plonk, Willow. You know I was never actually into you."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"But I'm into you baby!" I say, then forget to use my accent, then cough. "I mean, please, let's makeout!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Willow, I don't know what the hell is going on, but you're just being creepy. Don't call me again, you queer weirdo."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Willow, be honest," I say in my normal voice while still connect to Cersi. "Why do you have the numbers of such *****S!?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"To be honest, I'm not sure. In fact, I didn't think I even had hers," I say, not realising the call was still going.
"There's two people there, what's going on?!"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Nothing for you, now shut up and go back to your brainless bimbo life you sl*t!" I shout and hang up. "That was eventful."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"What a pleasant goodbye you gave her there," I say sarcastically.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Well, I hate girls like that, anyway, your turn."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Let's do one more each then, it'll get boring if we do it too many times," I say, scrolling through the contacts. "Daniel?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Oh. God. I forgot about him..." I facepalm. "He was someone I met when I was reaaaaalllllyyyy drunk when I was younger. He may of been a... One night stand..."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"So this one will probably work better if I sound drunk?" I think aloud, then press call.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Yo, who is it?" I say in my gangsta sounding voice.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I try to combine my awful American accent with an almost equally awful drunken voice when I speak. "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, Daniel, how's it going?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Uh, bro, do you know me, I don't remember you... Wait, Alex? After that night, how could I forget!"

I facepalm. oh no.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I was juuuust thinkin, we should get together sometime, Y'know, like we did then. It was fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn."