Dark Veil 3

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I went to high school, I was quite the charming lad, I had girls falling for me left and right!"
"Pfft."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Did you go to prom, James?" I ask. "Wait, do you have prom here?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Obviously!" I say quickly. "I went with the HOTEST chick in school." I say, trying to keep a straight face. "Okay, I didn't really go with her, I wanted to ask the popular chick, but when I did she kicked me between the legs and said I was a 'dork' and she would never go to prom with such a creep."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Were all the girls falling for you as much as she was?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"The only person falling was James falling to the floor when he got kicked and denied off so many girls. The loser probably couldn't make it to first base!"
"HEY! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THIRD THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"How many people kicked you 'down there' in high school then, James?"

 

[lucyhartfilia]

"I bet you have a long list."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Uh lets see..." I think.
"Here we go."
"There was Lucy, Mio, Zara, Lara and Tara, oh they were triplets if I remember. There was also Erza, Sammy, Jenny, Lisa and Mrs Fisher, she was my English teacher. So overall 10."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Your English teacher?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I nod. "She was reaaaaallllyyyy cute." I sing drunkly.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Dude, that's just wrong."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Dude, that's just wrong."

"NO WAY! SHE WAS THE SEXIEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET! SHE HAD LONG BROWN HAIR AND SEXY BROWN EYES! SHE HAD MASSIVE BOO-" I stop my self as I choke on my beer. "*cough* Erm, what was I saying again?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Er... Well, you're insane."

 

[cannedcommunism]

(OK, I'm back! Unfortunately, my mom doesn't want me watching any more anime this summer. She's afraid I'll turn into this)

(I personally think it's bull****, but whatever.)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Really, I never noticed."

- - - Post Merge - - -

(OK, I'm back! Unfortunately, my mom doesn't want me watching any more anime this summer. She's afraid I'll turn into this

(I personally think it's bull****, but whatever.)

(Oh dear mother of god. I like anime, but that is insane.)

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

(Hey FoxWolf )
"How did we start talking about you having a fit teacher again?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"OOOOOOHHHHHHH MRS FISHER!" I swoon.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Do you have a picture of this teacher? I wanna see what's so great about her that has you so loopy..."

 

[cannedcommunism]

I fall asleep on the couch, with my beer in hand. The remaining half of the bottle spilled onto the floor.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I grab my phone and go through it. "Mayyyyybbeeee!" I sing, then find a picture from back in school where I had taken a sneaky photo. "HERE SHE IS! MY ONE TRUE LOVE MRS FISHER!"

- - - Post Merge - - -

I poke Will. "Hey, you okay there? Did sleepy head have to much to drink?"