"Getting 'distracted' on an assignment wouldn't exactly be surprising..." I mutter. "So you did actually stab someone in the face?" I ask, moving my chair away from him a little.
"Okay.
1) Back in England, I was once nicked for shoplifting.
2) I've had an audience with Her Majesty, the Queen of England.
3) I'm deathly afraid of attercops, to the point where I've had several panic attacks over attercops about the size of a fifty pence coin."