Gingerbread Monstrosities

[Snowesque]

Your debil and your angle

 

[OswinOswald]

A few many-armed creatures to haunt your bellies!
Because eating arms and heads off is the best part of eating human shaped food, so isn’t it better to have some sort of mutation where you sprout extras?
(P.S. I can confirm, every arm was extra tasty)

 

[Equity]

Here is my broccoli-limbed and bearded monster cookie!

Ingredients: chocolate cookie, brown sugar, dried cranberries, sesame seeds, crushed candy cane, buttercream icing and broccoli

 

[michealsmells]

this is Bertrand, the giant housefly.
he's got heterochromia
he has 8 legs instead of 6
the sprinkles and candies used on him are definitely expired
he will eat all of your christmas cookies, including the others on this thread
everything went wrong in his conception

he is my son and i love him very, very much.

Spoiler: Proof

 

[Chere.]

I hope this is acceptable sdkfdkg. I was making Christmas shortbreads with my family over the weekend and made these two creatures! One of them is some funky bell creature that my mom also accidentally sort of... crushed when putting it on the cooling rack rip. The other is some cat creature with long fangs. The original cookie shape was a crown that we tend to use. I was wishing I had icing so many times just to make the decorating easier. I was hand picking all of my sprinkles and it took so much time.

 

[Flaming_Oceans]

Was also baking shortbreads with Chere and our family. : ) I managed to make these two. We had some others that just broke and/or didn't turn out like I wanted... but I think these ones turned out alright? A pair of holly leaf monsters.

 

[Saylor]

 

[Vhoop]

Meet Cider the Spider!

 

[Mistreil]

This thread was closed at midnight, but I just wanted to share my own little work of art:

no namecard cause i forgot... and its okay i dont get to accept my own entry anyways
Thank you all for your entries -- it was really nice to look at them! I really like silly cookie decorations, so I was like... I really want to ask people to make potentially blursed cookies. I hope it's been as fun for you to make as it was for me to look at -- or at least that they tasted good!

Happy holidays everyone!

there's also something really funny (unnerving) about turning around to see this from a distance. just watching. 👁👁