I own...

[cannedcommunism]

I own Antarctica.

 

[PurplPanda]

I own the north and south poles.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I own the western hemisphere.

 

[Byngo]

I own Venus. c:

 

[Big Forum User]

I own the universe

 

[CinnamonCrab]

I own every fictional universe.

 

[amemome]

I own existance

 

[kasane]

I own 42

 

[Dolby]

I own 42

I own 42 AND I own the question (hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)

 

[Sloom]

I own Facebook c;

 

[Onigiriis]

I own Tumblr

 

[staticistic1114]

I own the internet! >:U

 

[KermitTea]

I own Wi-Fi

 

[PurplPanda]

I own Wi-Fi

You're a monster.
I own everyone who has posted on this thread

 

[Big Forum User]

I own everyone who has an account on TBT.

 

[BungoTheElf]

I own the president

 

[PurplPanda]

I own the president

I own you

 

[KermitTea]

Blah this just keeps getting bigger and bigger until it reaches something like "I own the universe/42". Changing the rules
I own food.

 

[Syd]

I own potato chips

 

[Onigiriis]

I own pizza.