King of the hill

[Haydenv019]

Nintendo turned you into a Inkling!
While you were too busy being excited be a squid and a kid,
I came up with a roller and splatted you.

I'm the king of the hill now.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Marie runs up the hill and invites you out to dinner, you leave of your own will

I'm queen of the hill

 

[Haydenv019]

After chilling at Marie's house playing Splatoon and destroying her, I came back up the hill with a Rainmaker and blew you off the hill.

Im the king of the hill now, while constantly texting Marie.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I steal your cell phone and throw it down the hill, you run after it since Marie texted you again

I'm queen of the hill

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

I throw pocket Totino's in your eyes, rendering you blind, and push you down the hill.


I am the Totino's King of the Totino's Hill now.

 

[Bcat]

your totinos catch fire and burn you up in the blaze. But it is alright, for you will be on with the totinos forever.

I'm king of the hill now

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Being used to the fiery-hot totino's I emerge from the ashes like a phoenix, and throw a frozen Totino at you, knocking you off the hill


I am the Totino's King of the Totino's Hill now.

 

[AngelBunny]

i eat your totino's ( simple enough )

im queen of the hill now

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

The Totino's were fake Totino's, and I still have my Totino's, making me still the Totino's King of the Totino's hill.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Hank thinks that pizza rolls are asinine and throw them in the garbage. He's the King of the Hill now.

 

[AngelBunny]

i placed a brand new N64 at the bottom of the hill and took your place as soon as you got up
im queen of the hill

 

[Haydenv019]

After going to the park with Marie, it's time to start my post rampage again!
I spam so many posts that your phone pushes you off the hill, hence me being crowned.

Im the king of the hill now.

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I chase Callie up the hill and knock you down

I'm co-queen of the hill with Callie now :3

 

[Haydenv019]

Hell no.

Me, Agent 4, and Marie team up together with Rainmakers and splatted you, getting Callie back in the process...

Callie and Marie went back home to Inkopolis while I assume the crown.

I'm the king of the hill now!

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I make your phone inable to be operated so you can no longer contact Marie, you fall off the hill iin tears

I'm queen of the hill now buddy

 

[Haydenv019]

I give my phone to Sheldon to not only fix my phone but weaponize it, coming with a built-in Charger, sniping you from the hill... GET SPLATTED.

Still texting Marie and Callie while I'm the king of the hill!

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I set up a trap so when you leave go into the underground bathroom on the top of the hill you can't come out

I'm queen o the hill baby

 

[Haydenv019]

With my upgraded phone I can teleport anywhere boi!
Get tri-slosh splatted,

I'm the king of the hill now

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

I send you a large file containing a Splatoon fanfic I made, you bust out laughing and fall down the hill, breaking your super weaponized phone. Sheldon is also away on vaction in Japan.

I'm queen of the hilllll

 

[Haydenv019]

Heck no. With my trusty splattershot I ink my way towards inkopolis to get Marie and Callie to call Sheldon to make a new phone for me.
He grudgingly mails a new phone via airplane, I teleport back, and I splat you again with the charger.

I'm the king of the hill once again!