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DarkDesertFox said:
I threw mine in a lake. When is it supposed to resurface?

If you give the pizza guy a $20 tip he'll do the worm dance all the way back to his car.
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D00D! I'll try that next time! I'll even put it on YouTube!

Barry F. Kriebel, president of Sun Maid, recently said in an interview that their raisins are made from dried mouse eyes.
 
If an apple bites you, your blood will turn into apple juice.

That's why I should stay away from apples.
 
If you collect all of your saliva for two days without swallowing any, and put it in a kiddie-pool and then sprinkle it with an assortment of dry cereals, a giant mechanical worm will shoot through it and eat your neighbors dog. If your neighbors don't have a dog, it will eat your neighbor, and if you don't have a neighbor it will eat you.
 
Turts have legs and have the capacity to run as fast as 60 km/h, and can also breathe underwater. This is because of the gills they have behind their ears.
 
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If you hold on to a large boulder and walk across the bottom of a lake or river, a Japanese ghost will follow you home and haunt you forever.
 
If you kill a spider, its family will come after you and nibble on your toes while you sleep

Good morning gnawed feet!
 
If you spend enough time on Instagram, your phone will take a picture of you by itself right before sucking you into its data system and removing all memory of you from peoples' minds, while that picture still remains.
 
If you directly transfer all your money into my bank account, an otherworldly force will grant you the best immune system and you will never get sick again or gain weight.

You should try it.
Now
 
Around 2005 the goverment of the USA stated it was totally legal and normal smoke weed while doing kawaii things and quickscoping people (even through the mlg memes didnt exist in 2005)
Also in Madrid,Spain:Mariano Rajoy admited he had read books! (seriously,our president hasnt read one,single,fricking,book in his wholee life :/)
 
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If a cheeseburger cheeseburgles a cheeseburger then a cheeseburger will still remain a cheeseburger often cheeseburgering another cheeseburger, cheeseburgers agree cheeseburgers are meant to cheeseburger after being cheeseburgled.
 
Fact: All clocks in the world are actually about five seconds slow due to a shift in the Earth's magnetic field that occurs once every 2.75 million years.
 
There is actually a word that rhymes with orange. The word 'gorange' is a special type of bread that can only be made from the wheat in France. The food is so popular that it is one of the most celebrated and bought food in Frances annual Bread festive held in Paris. The festive is held every year on the 13th of September. The bread itself is a whole wheat loaf infused with orange flavouring, raisins and has a shiny golden top, hence the name 'gorange'.
 
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