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If you don't repost chain messages or pictures, you WILL be killed by some creepy dead girl.
 
I recommend you guys take a seat before reading this shocking news.

Newly discovered statistic: 100% of the people that are born die.


ONLY-> If they know three languages before age 16.
 
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Fact: The only known captive Bigfoot lived in the Washington Zoo from 1912-1924. They originally thought the animal (a male named George) was a gorilla, and called him that. Not until 22 years after George died did they discover he was actually a Sasquatch.
 
UHHH, UHH, DID YOU KNOW, IF YOU SIT ON A DUCK IT TURNS INTO BREAD?!?!?!?111?!?11111f
 
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Did you know that pizza was originally invented by aliens? Pizza is normally the shape of a flying saucer.
 
Totally real! Not fake at all!

Do you know what clouds are made of? Most people will try to convince you that they are made of water or some crap like that. The real truth has been hidden by scientists, because they don't want you to know the truth. Why? Because scientists are grade A jerks, and they hate everyone.
After millennia of years of research and trillions of hours of experiments and tests, people like you and me have found the truth. And what is the truth? Let's find out together.
Once upon a time, before the time of the dinosaurs, a walking fish grew tired of always sunny weather. He decided to create some kind of screen to protect his scales from the constant onslaught of the sun. He traveled to the magical phoenix that lived in the hills of jelly with the intention to ask for his advice. It took many days, for he was a walking fish, and walking fish were not good at climbing hills made of jelly. Once he made it to the top, he grew very hungry. Unable to help himself, he cooked and ate the magical phoenix instead of asking it the question. He grew very sad and began to cry. And, as everyone knows, walking fish tears are made of cotton candy. And thus, his tears bonded together and formed multiple clouds, which travel around the world to this day. We still have no idea how it rains, though.

Disclaimer: This is the real truth. If you don't believe it, go see the president. No fish were harmed in the production of this story. No magical phoenixes were harmed in the production of this story. This is my story. Don't steal it.

?punkinpie 2015​
 
FACT: In 2002, a man named Nick Zeno from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania successfully invented a way to make a person's atoms vibrate at incredibly fast speed. Upon testing it on himself, he found he could run at supersonic speeds, and even travel through time. He unfortunately erased himself from history by doing the latter, and only his closest friends and family know about him and continue to spread his legacy.
 
If you sat down at the beach and counted all of the grains of sand you would count exactly 23. That's right, never thought you'd know the answer to that one did you? Well now you know.
 
when Canadian mothers are ready to lay their eggs they will dig out a large hole from the snow there she will lay she eggs she then will bury them and watch over them keeping them safe from predators the father will also watch the eggs when the mother goes out to eat.when the snow melts the baby Canadians will come out of their eggs and the mother will take her young and they will set off in search of maple syrup.


((I'm so sorry to all Canadian members))
 
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FACT: it has been recently proven that dogs are the future of survival on earth, and will, in approximately 300 years, have turned all of the earth into a utopia. all countries will be at peace with each other due to a future government system designed and orchestrated by dogs. in fact, there will be no countries. instead all of earth will be one continent. space exploration would be at its peak, and dogs everywhere will be exploring ideal planets to expand their population in. human beings will crumble. dogs will be the superior species.
 
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