Let's NOT Learn Anything At All!

KaydeeKrunk said:
I saw you at a tea party one time.

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oh yes, I had such a wonderful time uwu
 
Henrik Lundqvist was actually born as a turt but underwent species correction surgery at the age of 2
 
this isn't actually the real world, it's just a loading screen where you can practice stuff, like in some online games. we spend 20+ years getting educated to save time in the real world. there are lots of unbalanced things here, such as some people having too much money (it's pay to win, they spent irl irl money) and stuff, but they don't get fixed because the real world is more important. every hundred years or so a new patch is added and new things such as oceans, space, and continents are added. the largest update was released in 1492 and added a new continent, america, and the alien update is expected to come out in 2100.

when you die, you go to the real world.

note: this fact is actually true
 
pillow bunny said:
this isn't actually the real world, it's just a loading screen where you can practice stuff, like in some online games. we spend 20+ years getting educated to save time in the real world. there are lots of unbalanced things here, such as some people having too much money (it's pay to win, they spent irl irl money) and stuff, but they don't get fixed because the real world is more important. every hundred years or so a new patch is added and new things such as oceans, space, and continents are added. the largest update was released in 1492 and added a new continent, america, and the alien update is expected to come out in 2100.

when you die, you go to the real world.

note: this fact is actually true
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I wrote a thing like this on facebook a long time ago, and it got so many likes for it being so deep... lmango
 
If you suck on a bullet hard enough then blow it out of your mouth at something it will go as fast as one projecting out of a gun. Don't try this one at home kids.
 
If you stick your bare hands in snow during a snow storm and stay like that for ten minutes straight, there is a 50% chance you will get magical ice powers, and a 50% chance your hands will fall off.
 
If you put a plugged in toaster Into the Water And Get in with it you will get super powers. ..go on try it cB
 
If you find the tree nearest to the place you were born, chop it down and remove twenty splinters from the wood, then delicately push them into the skin just under your finger nails(they have to be perfectly straight and view-able through your nails) then you will become immortal. I must warn you though, right as you get that last splinter under your nail a storm will roll in out of nowhere and BURN the building you were born in, luckily if it falls on you you're now immortal, don't worry about the people who were inside, you would have had to watch them slowly die around you anyways!
 
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If the earth starts spinning clockwise from the north pole, time will move backwards, and people will become younger.
 
Most animals we think we've seen don't actually exist, it's a psychosis all humans share, we invented them long long ago to keep ourselves interested in life and the trait has been passed down through generations.
 
Get a small doll, fill it with rice cooked in red wine with 1-10 (depending on how potent you want it) of your own blood, sew it back together with red thread, set it somewhere in your house and say "you're it!" and then go and run and hide in another room with your back to the door, but so that you can see it in the mirror if you look. Close your eyes for 30 second intervals until you see the doll in the doorway, then say "You've found me, now I'm it!" then stay in the same room. Close your eyes and count out loud to 100, it is imperative that you say this out loud and that you loudly announce when you go to seek her. Continue playing until you are done, when you are done playing do not leave the dolly as is, get some black thread and sew x's over her eyes and mouth and tell her the game is over, dunk her in salt water and dispose of her, she will no longer be able to play.

Warnings:
-If when she is it and you open your eyes and she is a) closer to you than in the doorway or b) still inching towards you, skip straight to ending the game, this is not good.
-If when you go to look for her a door to outside is open sit with your back to the door and say "rule breaker" three times, check the mirror every 30 seconds again until she is in the doorway and then end the game.
-You may hear strange noises during the times you have your eyes closed, if they persist once you open your eyes, tell her the game is over until the noises stop, and then end the game.
-Have fun!
 
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