Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[pokedude729]

granted, but everyone switches to Apple, so you'd be out of a job.

I wish that Mother 4 would exist.

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but its disappointing beyond belief than you expected

I wish that we can wish and there's no way it can be corrupted ever

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you were caught breaking the game rules.

I wish I was more popular.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. You are so popular that you become a celebrity beyond anybody's wildest expectations. Your entire life, from your fashion choice to your pulse, becomes entirely public. You can no longer have even one second of privacy. Your friends, your family, and anyone you ever cared about fall amidst a sea of ravenous fans desperate to get a lock of your hair or a spit sample. Every decision is made by a PR representative, you no longer have free will. This is your life. The most popular person ever. May I please have your autograph.

I wish that every time I make a wish, including this wish, I get two more wishes.

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but you can only wish for things related to poop.
I wish I no longer had Coprophobia.. It really holds me back in life.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but you develop cyberphobia and can never use electronics ever again.

I wish for my own laptop.

 

[Beleated_Media]

granted but your computer is owned by an illegal bootlegger who rigged you computer with viruses and you now owe me $50, your welcome...

I wish for lemons

 

[loreiid]

Granted, but your lemons are permanently stuck to your eyes

I wish I didn't exist.

 

[aliscka]

Granted. You as you are now no longer exist and are instead reborn as a dung beetle.

I wish the Library of Alexandria never burned.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted, it's flooded instead.

I wish for happiness

 

[Beardo]

Granted, but you realize your happiness is artificial and spiral into a crippling depression

I wish I was pretty

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but only you see yourself as pretty. Everyone sees you as a mutant

I wish that ProtonJon would finish Superman 64 within this year.

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but you forget all about it, and you even forget that it existed

I wish that I have a never-ending supply of money

 

[CrossAnimal]

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Beardo]

Granted, but you're really bad at it

I wish artists would come out with good music all year

 

[Keitara]

Granted, but you become deaf

I wish I were the best player in a game

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but then suddenly everybody hates that game so you're left alone playing it

I wish I was better at art

 

[Beardo]

Granted, but you loose both your hands and can't do it anymore

I wish I was a better dancer

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but you become paralyzed forever so you can't do it anymore

I wish the apocalypse would come soon

 

[CrossAnimal]

Granted, but the Four Horsemen get to you first and you miss all the fun.

I wish I could live in my mayor's house.