Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[squirelT]

Granted but its just a trapinch with wings.

I wish I could have less hair.

 

[Lolipup]

Granted, ...sadly now you're hairless. D'x

I wish I could grant dead people life. </3

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but they become zombies

I wish I can lose weight in fat, but gain muscle.

 

[tokkio]

granted, but you get so muscular that you can't move anymore

I wish I was hella rich

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but the income tax hits 100% only to you.

I wish a Republican wins the 2016 presidential election.

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but turns out he was a bad leader and the economy fails bigtime

I wish there was no war or injustice in the world ever

 

[aliscka]

Granted. There is now no world for there to be war or injustice in.

I wish I could manipulate reality.

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but the manipulation lasts for only an hour.

I wish I can visit space!

 

[Tod]

Granted, but you're visiting with someone really annoying

I wish I could time travel

 

[a potato]

YOu can time travel, but only to points that are embarrassing to you.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but people don't know how to corrupt your wish.

I wish only sharks (the fish with fins) can only spawn in my town's oceans.

 

[tokkio]

granted, but you aren't able to hold a fishing rod

I wish pokemon were real

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but the church groups began protesting and won't stop until the angels come and defeat the Pokemon.

I wish a mermahuataur was real.

 

[a potato]

Granted, but it ate you

I wish for stuff

 

[tokkio]

granted, but they aren't the stuff you want

I wish nothing existed ever

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but it creates a paradox that destroys the world.

I wish that Phoenix wright would defend me in court.

 

[Keitara]

granted, but Phoenix Wright accidentally eats the copy of the ancient phoenix zoan type devil fruit before he meets up with you in court and therefore follows Marco because of bro stuff and gives up on his job.

I wish my art would be more popular here.

 

[tokkio]

Granted, but it becomes so popular, everyone wants to commission and you get so stressed out from all the commissions to make

I wish I get all the artwork for my museum

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but the other three exhibits get empty again.

I wish for the cupcake collectible?

 

[Zane]

Granted but it costs 1 million TBT

I wish I was an android robot