Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Speedydash]

Granted, but it's all melted Dx!!!

I wish everyone was blissful

 

[Prabha]

Granted but it has almonds and raisins in it. 0-0

I wish I could fly out my window rn.

 

[Karminny]

Granted, but you ran out of flying stuffs and fell to your death (oops srry)

I wish for another pair of converse allstar chuck taylors

 

[mogyay]

Granted, but you ran out of flying stuffs and fell to your death (oops srry)

I wish for another pair of converse allstar chuck taylors

granted however a young child died making them.

i wish i could sleep

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you have a horrible nightmare

I wish I was anorexic so I won't be fat again

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but you become severely Malnourished.

I wish that Nintendo would release more Amiibos

 

[Karminny]

Granted, but theyre all crappy quality

I wish that I could jst play on my ds all day

 

[Amilee]

granted but you have to play the worst game ever!

i wish i could stay at home tomorrow c:

 

[Karminny]

granted, but snow comes uo to the roofs of each house

I wish tht it wont snow so tht I can go to school tmrw and see my crush

 

[Speedydash]

Granted, but your crush loves someone else and has you friendzoned

I wish I could get a fruit

 

[Karminny]

Granted but theres fruit flies in it

I wish that every time I bought something, I had the right amt of money

 

[Locket]

Granted, but the world ends because you had too much $$$.

I wish for a lovely Animal Crossing town

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but suddenly a fire erupts in the town and it is destroyed.

I wish for Poppy to plot in the right spot -_-

 

[Karminny]

Granted, but bc you spent so much getting her in tht spot, one of your other ppl leave bc they were annoyed

I wish that I had straight hair

 

[Greninja]

Granted but you can never brush it

I wish disband would come back

 

[kremesicle]

granted, but you'll never hear about the comeback

I wish curly would just leave already :/

 

[Bueller]

granted, but his house stays forever

I wish the rococo set would be sold by the Nookling's more often in my village

 

[Prabha]

Granted but the price is too much for you.

I wish I could find my Pokemon Y game with all my shinies (im so upset rn)

 

[Bueller]

You find it, but the save file is corrupt.

I wish I had a pegleg.

 

[DarkFox7]

You get one, but it comes to life, turns evil and kills you. lolwut

I wish Lord Tourettes was real.